Work From Home Necessities: Two Tuxedo Cats

Item: Two black and white tuxedo cats (only available in pairs so they don't get lonely).

Cost: Priceless (or in other words a donation to the rehoming charity of your choice). Accessories such as litter trays and scratching posts sold separately.

The pandemic has changed working patterns for many of us. Are you one of those who has found yourself working from home? Then take advantage of this amazing deal now to combat the loneliness of working from home. To show you the delights that two tuxedo cats can bring to your days we will be using the models 'Tilly' and 'Molly' shown above. These cats are already in their loving furever home but you can rest assured that the ones you receive will have similar benefits and their own personalities.

First of all, we all know that the internet was basically created just to view cat pictures, correct? Well as you can see below, tuxedo cats are great for this as they're extremely photogenic. Do you run an Instagram account as part of your job? Share their photos and watch that follower count shoot up. Stuck on another Zoom call that could have been an email? Cheer up your co-workers as tuxedo cats have absolutely no sense of personal space so they will definitely be walking into view at least once. The 'Molly' model also likes to purr loudly into the microphone if it's near a mealtime which is clinically proven to lower blood pressure in humans so these tuxedo cats could be good for your whole team's health!

Do you struggle a little with motivation and organisation without the structure of going into the office? Well with tuxedo cats you need never worry about sleeping in again, they are guaranteed to let you know when it's time for their breakfast - I mean time for you to get going and face the day! As previously mentioned, they have no sense of personal space so when they feel that you're over-worked and need to slow down they're quite happy to come and sit on your laptop or notebook to force you into a break. Although if you really aren't ready for a break, the cats can be easily contained by placing an open empty box on the floor. They are physically unable to resist the urge to sit in it. The 'Molly' model even has diary management skills so you never have to worry about missing another appointment.*

What are your goals for your career? Tuxedo cats could help you aim for the stars. In 2012, a tuxedo cat ran for mayor in Halifax in Canada. Although he didn't win, he enacted real change. So with a tuxedo cat at your side who knows what you could achieve?

Your new feline house guests do require some investment on your part, it's not all free benefits to you. Did you know that tuxedo cats make up around 70% of all that cat art we have from the Egyptians? They believed they brought good luck and fortune and worshipped them for this reason. Tuxedo cats haven't forgotten this, so they will expect you to keep them in the lifestyle they believe they deserve with good food, interesting toys, and fuss only when they demand it. They may seem aloof at times, like the 'Tilly' model but they do love you fiercely so you will need to explain where you are going and how long you'll be if you leave the house. There is also a small risk of damage to your person or furniture, the 'Molly' model in particular isn't very good at keeping those sharp claws in. We think this is a very small price to pay for the benefits outlined above so contact your nearest rehoming charity today to bring two crazy, lovable, funny furballs into your life.