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A Pale Snail Tale

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By Andrew Stephen Luck Published 5 years ago 3 min read
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The debate was on between the dolphin 🐬 and the whale 🐋. Should pale snails tails be allowed in the sales? The dolphin wanted to exchange two fish 🐠 🐠 for the delicious sort after dish of pale snails tails 🐌 , flailed and sundried on nails all the way from Exotic Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Unfortunately the whale 🐋had never seen a snail 🐌 but the dolphin 🐬assured him that he had one day done a triple reverse flip and seen one on a sailing ship ⛵️and so he really knew what he was talking about‼️The whale 🐋had recently been released from jail and was on his way to the English Dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

He thought two fish 🐠🐠were worth it for the perfect wish of the most sort after dish of his pale snail tails 🐌, flailed and sun dried ☀on nails, deep fried with kale 🥬 all the way from Exotic Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

The whale 🐋was about to go, so the dolphin 🐬, who was also on his way to the English dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to deliver some dolphin mail 📧,gave a discount of one fish 🐠if the whale 🐋took his mail quick 📬.The dolphin 🐬said that they were VINTAGE pale snail tails 🐌 ,sun dried ☀️on nails deep fried 🥘 with kale 🥬all the way from Exotic Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.

"Oh VINTAGE PALE SNAILS TAILS‼️ 🐌"you hadn't said, said the head of the very large whale. 🐋 The whale 🐋agreed to the deal, switched the fish 🐠and took the dolphin mail 🐬📩and won the most sought after dish of snails tails 🐌 sun dried ☀️ on nails all the way from Exotic Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.

The whale 🐋decided to eat the snails tails 🐌 when he arrived safely in the English Dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿,then he swam off with the Dolphin mail.🐬📩

On the way he met a she-whale, 🐳 they were chatting when she got trapped in a whirlpool; oh no the whale 🐋 who had already fallen in love had to nudge, nudge and nudge her free 🐳fortunately he was a big whale 🐋and saved her that day from the wave that might have swept her away. Phew she kissed him 💋and the happy whales 🐳 🐋 decided to get married 💍 💍 on arrival in the English Dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. He was a happy happy whale 🐋. 🙂 Off they swam together and he impressed her by offering her some of his vintage pale snails tails 🐌, flailed and sun dried ☀️on nails, deep fried with kale 🥬 all the way from Exotic Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Todays date was March 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣0️⃣,they were about to tuck on in when the whale 🐋 noticed the best before date was DECEMBER 2008‼️ WHAT⁉️ He couldn’t believe it❗In a rage he realised that they certainly were VIN-TAGE‼️ He'd been had❗He almost came off the rails and went mad‼️

On arrival in the English dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 he met a lark, 🐦 he decided he'd sell most sort after dish 🥘 of the perfect wish of vintage snails tails, 🐌 flailed and sun dried on nails ☀️, deep fried with 🥬 all the way from Exotic Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 He decided hey why not❓do a quick sale before they started to rot❗️The lark 🐦 was very hungry and agreed to buy them for two fish 🐠 🐠. The whale 🐋 was about to swap the perfect wish of the most delicious dish of snails tails 🐌 , flailed and sun dried on nails ☀️ , deep fried with kale 🥬 all the way from Exotic Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, when he realised he might end up back in jail❗😢The whale 🐋 gave up the idea and gave them away, he swam away into the high tide 🌊, with his best princess she-whale 🐳 to get married 💍 in the English dales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and decided that on their honeymoon 🍯 🥂 🍾 they would return to Exotic Wales, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 to find some FRESH PALE SNAIL TAILS, flailed and sun dried on nails ☀️ and DEEP FRIED with Kale 🥬 ;yet... really... the whales 🐋 🐳 knew not what pale snails were❓, or if delicious their tails⁉️‼️‼️

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