happier wife happy life! 40 cute marriage quotes?

Anyone who is married will tell you that having a sense of humour and being able to laugh with—and occasionally about—the person you love the most is just as vital as having loyalty, love, patience, and respect as the cornerstones of a good relationship. And we have 85 realistic, humorous quotes about marriage that are sure to make you laugh.

The person you rely on to walk by your side through the good and the bad times in life is your spouse. However, there are moments when it can be difficult to resist the want to sneer at your loving husband or wife, especially when you are arguing over whose fault it is that you are out of milk or upset that they spent the afternoon on yet another shopping trip.

That is why we adore these humorous marriage quotes so much. This collection of quotes brilliantly portrays the good, the bad, the ugly, and the hilarious of marriage while making fun of both men and women. You and your partner will most likely nod in agreement to many of them, we're sure of it!

40.Funny Quotes About Marriage

1. "The one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's upset when you see a married couple walking down the street." Helaine Rowland

2. "Getting married is like settling for the sarcasm of one in exchange for the love of many." [Mae West]

3. "In every good marriage, it pays to be a bit deaf every now and then." the poet Ruth Bader Ginsberg

4. "Just learned that the wife is publishing a book called Fifty Shades of Just Okay about our honeymoon." O'Brien, Conan

5. "Whenever you are wrong, accept it; whenever you are right, shut up" will keep your marriage filled with love. [Ogden Nash]

6. "The issue with some women is that they become very enthusiastic over nothing—then marry him." — Cher

7. "I had six theories about how to raise kids before I got married; now that I have six kids, I don't have any theories." Mr. Wilmot

8. "I married for love, but it's impossible to ignore the apparent side advantage of having someone around to find my glasses." Esposito, Cameron

9. Who wants to live in an institution, even one as great as marriage? Marx, Groucho

10. "I've discovered that keeping a wife pleased simply requires two things. Let her believe at first that she is getting her way. And second, give it to her.

11. "You should have someone use a computer with slow Internet before you marry them to find out who they truly are." Will Ferrell

Marriage is similar to vitamins in that we complete each other's daily basic needs.

— Kathleen Mohnke

13. "You two were much in love before you got married. You will now also be angry with one another. — Not known

14. "At times, I question whether or not men and women are truly compatible. Maybe they could just move in next door and drop by occasionally." Katrina Hepburn

15. "I've finally realised that she's always right after roughly 15 years. Surprisingly, after that, we just stopped fighting. Donald Trump

Keep your eyes wide open before getting married and half closed later. Theodore Roosevelt

17. "Until he gets married, a guy is not complete. When that is done, he is done.

18. "A man's primary responsibility is to safeguard his wife against her need to "get bangs" every other month." [Dax Shepard]

19. "Marriage does not ensure happiness. Go live with a vehicle battery if that's what you're after. [Erma Bombeck]

20. "The ideal husband for a lady is an archaeologist. He becomes more intrigued by her as she ages. (Agatha Christie)

21. "If your partner gets angry with you, throw a cape on them and tell them, "Now you're super angry!" Wed them if they laugh. — Unknown

22. "My most outstanding accomplishment was my ability to convince my wife to marry me." — Churchill, Winston

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23.The simplest approach to persuade most spouses to do something is to imply that they could be past their prime. Ann Bancroft

24.What is the most effective approach to remind your husband about your anniversary? Get married on the day of his birth. Cynthia Garner

25."By all means, get married. A good wife will make you happy; a bad wife will turn you into a philosopher. — Socrates

26.The four words "I'll do the dishes" are the most crucial for a happy marriage, according to number 26. — Unknown

27. "For better or worse, we were married. She couldn't have done worse, and neither could I have. Henri Youngman

28. "Separate bathrooms are one of the keys to a good marriage. Sometimes, when he enters my restroom, I ask him, "Why are you in here?" He then declares, "I reside here." Can I also enjoy my bathroom? Obama, Michelle

29."Marry a man your own age; as your beauty declines, so will his eyesight," proverbial proverb number 29. [Phyllis Diller]

30.Marriage is a union between two people who have the trait of never forgetting anniversaries. [Ogden Nash]

31. "The pause-live-TV button is the best thing that has ever happened to marriage." Richard Reilly

32. "Marriage includes three meals a day and remembering to take out the garbage; it is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces." — Joyce Brothers, M.D.

33."Never mock your wife's decisions, 33. You belong to their group. — Unknown

34.Remember that starting again every morning is the key to a good marriage, just as it is in farming. H. Jackson Brown Jr.

35. "The thermostat is surreptitiously lowered by the husband, and I secretly raise it." We both adamantly reject having touched it. Marriage is enjoyable. Stephen Ortiz

36. "Until he gets married, a man doesn't know what happiness is. Afterward, it's too late. [Frank Sinatra]

37.I'm planning to get married again because I'm older now and I need some kitchen supplies, says number 37. [Wendy Liebman]

38. "A healthy marriage is one in which each partner feels they received the better deal in secret." — Not known

39."All marriages are blissful. The main source of conflict is subsequent cohabitation. Richard Hull

40. "In my home, I make all the decisions; my wife only helps me." [Woody Allen]