What if a Vampire talks about Internet Marketing Tips?

They call me Drakey. I'm obviously the 'Real Drakey Vampire'. Count Dracula is my grandfather who taught me some internet marketing tips. My favourite is the "Family Marketing" strategy. It works every time and is much less tricky than the Google ban. 

My grandfather's family marketing strategy proves to be very interesting, and I can do it easily by making a website. All it takes is a pick-up line and some creativity with the domain name.

1. youmadethisup.com - Tells your loving family that you aren't retarded

2. ihavemoretattoosthanyou.com - Tells the fat lady at your dinner table that she isn't fat

3. notbadforaregularguy.com - Yes, it's good.

4. ihatecockroaches.com - To watch your family go nuts

5. ihatethatcouchyougot.com - Tells your family member that their couch is stupid

6. iforgotwhatimsupposedtodosomething.com - Tells that annoying manager that you never knew what he had wanted you to do all along.

You must read about internet marketing tips that may guide you to do business online, my grandfather said, all the time. Only the internet is much more complicated than it seems at first. 

Internet marketing is a relatively new marketing technique and nowadays everybody is doing internet marketing, leave alone Vampires. Online marketing involves the advertising, distribution, and purchase of products and services on the World Wide Web. There are several websites on the Internet, which is why the trick is to get visitors to your website through useful tips and tactics on Internet marketing. 

To help guide you, here are some tips on Internet marketing that have been proven to work :

1. Create a website to promote yourself as a 'True Vampire'

Building a website isn't difficult at all. In fact, it is possible even if you're not very technically-minded. If you are not an expert, but you can do it, then it's a piece of cake. You can create a professional product without breaking the bank at all. The trick is to find the right website company that can help you set up your site, put your ideas into the right words, and your products to the right images. 

An excellent website company will be able to supply you with relevant critical information that will help you reach your target audience quickly. They will also help you with a free domain name and hosting if you register for a year or more. With a website, you can market and advertise your products and services without any hassles. With a website, you can create a virtual store, do online surveys for money, conduct live chats and you can reach out to thousands of targeted clients. You can also send newsletters to your client base. Before you make a website, check with your local government agencies or even the local planet "Better Business Bureau" to see if they are searchable. 

2. Make yourself the vampire star.

One of the most important tips on internet marketing is to create a website around yourself. Create a persona of yourself that represents your business. If you are a lawyer who fights vampire court cases, for example, create a website about how your clients love you more than the other lawyers; if you are a fashion designer assisting vampires, make a website about your exquisite style and dresses for vampires. The point is to create a website that your potential site visitors can relate to. If you're actually a lawyer, most people will say how awesome you are. If you're an artist who paints vampires, they will want to purchase your work.

3. Be Professional

No matter what you are, be professional. Keep your language simple with words that are simple, understandable, well-written, and above all, active. The next tip on Internet marketing, however, is to use a good navigational device that will help get your website to a certain number of visitors. 

If you have a website about your amazing skills, you need to highlight that your website is a professional site that you have created with the help of a good website company. People cannot afford to lose money when they are looking for a trusted professional in the field. Your site needs to look beautifully vampiric and have easy navigation.

4. Get online with the big boys and have flying bats by your side

Although there are many free search engines on the Internet, there are still ways to get your website to the top of the page. For your website to become visible, you have to get into the search engine business for yourself. There's no use waiting for new customers to visit your website if they can't find it in the search engines. You have to make your vampire website "search engine friendly" by making sure you fill in the relevant keywords and descriptions in your website and by adding relevant links to other relevant sites that your customers might be interested in.

Once you put up your site, make sure you've got an answering machine set up on your website. That way you'll always receive a call if one of your customers needs help. By setting up a customer service department on your site, you can save a lot of time, and you'll be able to answer your customers' questions without having to call them back. Don't forget the flying bats that guide you as they fly by your window, while you do this.

5. Promote your site on TV

One of the most common methods of advertising is applying for personal ads in newspapers. Instead of going for an expensive full-page ad, advertise your services or products in a medium, which is relatively affordable. The best way is to network with friends and family and ask them to spread the word about your service. The more people you reach and the more people you remember to pass the word around to, the more you will be able to advertise. 

Network with local business owners, let them know that you are new. Advertise your products or service by writing to people who are interested in your product or service in small businesses' newsletters. Put up flyers on all of the walls in your neighbourhood. Get involved with community events to promote Vampires. Buy ad space in the local vampire magazine or trade journal. 

6. Contact your local press

Contact your local newspaper and tell them about your business. Offer to do free training on "Internet Marketing Tips exclusively for Vampires" for your community. You should ask them to mention you in an article once in a while to help you on your way.

7. Join a course on Internet Marketing

If you're a newbie in the net world, getting a website and paying for search engine listings is just one of the most important aspects of online marketing. You have to do your homework and search for what you need and make sure you know how to differentiate among the plethora of search engines.

If you want to learn how to use the Internet to your advantage, then you have to consider taking a course in Internet marketing. With the proper research, and with the help of an excellent Internet marketing agency, you will be one step closer to achieving success in the ever-growing and competitive internet world.

The above article is a superb example of how companies on the planet I live in use the internet and create a network of their services and products. By acting as a company to help other companies and people, you can work with them to increase the services and products you both offer. 

Articles, like this one, are interesting, especially for vampires like us to read. By writing/marketing articles or using growth hacking based internet marketing techniques, you can also create a passive income that can help you buy and sell the services or products you want to offer.

Happy experimenting !!