Thats a Ten

"So in tasting what we do is take a small amount right off the top, it doesn't take much that's the warmest part right there. Imma invert the spoon, cover all nine thousand tastebuds aerate it, warm it up, driving up that top milk, that cream and pure vanilla, sweetner.. Mmm that's a ten"

The very wise words of what the uneducated and much more distinctively uncultured outsider would likely consider simply an ice cream taste tester. When in fact this man is not only the best taste tester, but a true and proved genius between the uncomfortable and downright obnoxious lip smacks and nearly unbroken eye contact with the person behind the camera lies nothing but the most descriptive review of some top-grade vanilla ice cream. John isn't just simply an employee of this ice cream company he is the only human with the much-needed refined palette and knowledge enough to give this ice cream a solid ten between his golden desert spoon and that yellow and red polka dot bowtie I'm not sure anyone can contest his claim. That labcoat clearly implies a long illustrious career within the ice cream taste test industry and quality maintenance his opinion will not only be heard but respected.

In a world where people are to busy about there lives to stop and smell the flowers, John here understands the importance of cherishing every moment from the flipping of the spoon in order to achieve maximum contact with the creamy treat to the aerating of the vanilla and top milk John knows how to make the most of every bite and most importantly every waking moment. Not only is he an ice cream aficionado but he could possibly be the only person on earth legitimately doing it correctly. If we could only learn from the carelessness that John here exhibits on a daily basis as an ice cream tester and took that same level of carelessness into our daily lives not only would nothing get done correctly or in most cases at all, but we would all be a little bit happier, which may or may not be a valid trade-off.

We spend so much time in the hustle and bustle of life focused on the things that come and go and never take time to live in the now and worst yet we rarely get the chance to enjoy it, so instead of just simply handing out candy and dressing up as an over-done costume idea, this Halloween try to embody the mind state that John lives in every day. Even if you can only achieve that kind of lack of self-awareness once a year that one day out of the three hundred and sixty-five other ones will stand out like a sore thumb, and most likely not for a good reason.

Halloween is about so much more than just it's questionable and seldomly discussed and even more rarely argued origination, it is mainly about creativity and embracing that inside all of us from children still pooping in diapers to adults.. still pooping in diapers, embrace your childhood wonder and you will make it a much more exciting time for those who are actually.. children, try not to focus too much on the burden you are placing on your local dental practitioner and instead think of all the kids that will get to enjoy the free candy in literal bag fulls courtesy of your generosity. Nobody is exempt from the wonderful and unique festivities go get your sweet tooth on and enjoy that top cream and pure vanilla sweetener. It's what John would want for all of us. Thank you for your time, and enjoy the holidays.