‘Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight’: Much More Than an Intriguing Title

I’ll admit it: I chose to review this movie merely because of its title. Now, I have done this before, and afterward regretted my choice (The Binding, for example). But this time, I was a lot luckier! Many are dubbing Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight Poland’s first slasher movie; I even think this is the first Polish horror movie I have ever seen. And if the Polish want to make more movies such as this one, I am all for it. Although not a masterpiece, Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight is certainly fun to watch.

The movie starts with a flashback. Thirty years ago, in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Poland: a postman has to make a delivery at a house that has clearly seen better times. He hears music, suggesting that somebody is home. Yet, nobody answers his knocking at the front door. He decides to walk around the house, to look for another sign of life. Then, suddenly, he hears some moaning coming out of the basement. But when he wants to have a closer look, that’s the moment some evil force grabs him.

Flashforward to present-day Poland. In the same huge forest, a group of teens and tweens arrives at a summer camp. Some overenthusiastic guides quickly divide them into smaller groups and they are off on a three-day hike. They quickly come across a mutilated animal — the first bad omen. Nevertheless, they go deeper into the forest. During the night, the first of the teenagers is killed off. The rest of the group then takes the worst of decisions you can ever take in a slasher movie: they split up. And you can easily guess what happens next.

There is no denying it: there are a lot of clichés in this flick. Director Bartosz M. Kowalski, who also co-wrote the movie, is very inspired by other movies, mostly horror. Let’s have a look at some themes:

• The summer camp clearly refers to Friday the 13th.
• The two brothers: mutilated killers a la Leatherface from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
• One of the teens mentions The Terminator and An American Werewolf in London.
• The cop mentions Miami Vice.
• The list of deadly sins in a horror movie refers to Scream.
• A woodchopper used as a murder weapon: Fargo.

Then there is the group of teenagers, each representing a prototype. There is the geeky nerd, the sexy blonde, the jock, the gay teen, and the traumatized yet tough girl. These are characters that we have seen over and over again. And you simply know from the beginning who will survive and who will certainly not.

I am pretty sure that you agree when I say that clichés can kill a movie. You might even be tempted to stop watching Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonights after 15 minutes because of them. (Even I was tempted to do so, but then I would be writing a completely different review right now and not this one.) But, there are some very cool jump scares, some of which I didn’t even see coming. The forest is also so spooky that it is almost a supporting character in itself. This is also supported by the creepy soundtrack, which is influenced by eighties slasher movies.

It’s all in the details. Apart from the doomed teenagers, there are some quirky supporting characters. There is a very mean priest, who also happens to be homophobic; a cop who complains to a prostitute about how boring his job actually is; an old, tough recluse who takes a very bad decision at the wrong moment; the female guide of the teenagers is an odd combination of toughness and overoptimism; finally, two drunken brothers who have their own reasons for being in the forest in the middle of the night. Those people alone are entertaining enough.

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