Interview with a dis-satisfied customer on Halloween

We bring you to the Walmart Superstore this October 31st where a customer appears to be having a complete meltdown.

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Reporter: Sir, uhm Sir? Can I have your name?

Customer: My name is MR. Skel E. Ton

Reporter: Okay. Mind if I call you Skele?

Customer: YES!

Reporter: Alright. Mr. Ton, what seems to be the problem here? You seem very upset.

Customer: Look around you! What do you see??

Reporter: Well, let's see..... Cute check out girl.. Sales on Gunpowder... Uhm...*stammers*

Customer: Open your eyes, you buffoon!

Reporter: Well, I do see a lot of Christmas decorations being unpacked.

Customer: Give the man a pumpkin pie!! That's right! Christmas decorations!!

Reporter: Okay. So what about Christmas decorations?

Customer: What is the date today??

Reporter: October 31, 2024

Customer: Exactly! These Consumeristic underbelly of a Superstore have the audacity to put out Christmas decorations before Halloween is even over! This is an insult to every Vampire, Witch and Ghoul in our great country! Seriously! Let us have our day! It's Halloween, for fuck sake!

Reporter: So you are angry that the Christmas decorations are being put out today, then?

Customer: I am OUTRAGED! This is America! Home of Freddy Kruger movies, Candy Corn and Caramel Apples! It's not even November yet!What's wrong with this world? Doesn't anyone care how confusing this is to the children of the world. My son asked me would Santa be trick or treating with us!!! I mean seriously!?!?!

Reporter: I can see your point.

Customer: "No, not yet you can't! HAPPY NEW YEAR dumbass! **STABS REPORTER WITH SWITCHBLADE AND LAUGHS** Now, you get my point!

Narrator: THE END.. Merry... OUCH! ok ok..

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