# 1, the hunt for the Georgian demons

me and my friend Steve we were monster hunters, Steve is also an author and me a ordained priest we met in 9th grade when the will of the flying spaghetti monster manipulated events for me to meet my best friend, as I always was a social outcast and I had prayed to him before the move to connect me with a friend I could have for lifelong and I met him and his girlfriend. and found a website that would pay for his books this fufilling his dream and I got myself ordained thru the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thus becoming a church minister.

Sooooooooo it was that on that day I started a paranormal hunting team while I was in Georgia, this is the first hunt I’ve done with them, the hunt for the Georgian devils. so me and steve and his girlfriend Athena Were hunting the Georgian devils which were a set of 5 devil like creatures who were satanic cultists back in 2005 who got there souls possessed by demons and went insane and got fully corrupt by the demonic energy within them becoming more demon than human yet some say they are responsible for many thefts in the area at night like food, baby supplies and other stuff but yet these demonic things are also said to be very territorial (some think it’s because they have kids but it’s not confirmed) and that they haunt an old abandon building on the outside of town they are reportedly very violent and dangerous and that they can teleport, so all that to which was why Steve brought guns with him he gave me a old western shooter and he got a glock, and his GF a sawed off shotgun, but before we headed to our goal we stopped and got ribs at a local barbecue place as ribs and some rootbeer are the perfect pre-hunt meal. Then we drove to the site as the song “What you deserve” by the band Cult to Follow played on repeat for the whole 2 hour drive, and as we drove I myself was reading the pastafarian bible, Steve was working out, his Girlfriend was driving.

So 2 hours later as we got to the house we readied our guns and went inside, it smelled of Rat crap and mold “Athena take the upper Steve and I will take the lower” I said and Athena did that going upstairs as Steve and I searched the lower part of the run down building. “I wanna kill this thing” Steve said “well ya that’s we have guns” I said back and Steve kneed me in the balls for my snarky comment then after I got up after a minute of the pain we kept on going. It was about 20 minutes in that we came accross a baby bottle that had some kind of red liquid in it “my god there’s children demons” I said as Steve and I suddenly heard what sounded like a mixture of crying and otherworldly screeching coming from a room Steve cocked back his gun but I tackled him “no Steve!!” I said but he headbutt me and pushed me off him “they are children in there!!” I said but Steve kicked me in the face “I don’t care they aren’t human anymore father, they are demonic creatures, so what if they had a kid they have been terrifying this community for decades!!!” However as Steve turned around to get his gun I called his name and he turned back and I wacked him in the face with a old board that was next to me then I pointed the gun at him as he stood up and turned around angery at first but seeing the gun pointed at him his angered expression turned to calmness.

“they are children!!, Steve we came here to stop it but maybe the adults are just doing so to protect there children in there, ya maybe there parents terrify this community but they do it for there children, to keep hunters like us out and steal for supplies cause they don’t want to be seen by enthusiasts like us!!!!” But To this Steve smirked “your a fool” Steve then grabbed my hand twisted it as I dropped the gun he kicked me and pointed the gun at me “no Steve, I... I’m the leader of this team... you can’t” Steve just cocked back the gun handle however he stopped when he then heard a clicking sound and he turned to see his girlfriend pointing the gun at him.

“He is right Steven there just parents doing what needed for kids there not just adults in there, there are babies in there to and we can’t hurt them” and it was then that Steve hesitantly dropped his gun however suddenly something to fast for me or Athena to make out in a FLASH open the door and grabbed Steve as he screamed as he was pulled into the door as it slammed shut Athena and I tried to open the door with all of our might but it wouldn’t budge all the while Steve screaming and then Finally we got the door open by bashing a axe we found on it over and over 20 times, But whatever had grabbed him was gone but we found Steve beaten, cut, bruised, and bloodied in the corner laying down he was unconscious so I told Athena to grab Steve and we got out of the building realizing whatever was there was to out of our league as first time hunter starters.

8 hours later after Steve got back from the hospital (which he spent 2 hours there due to his injuries) and was placed in his bed back at Steve’s moms house Steve woke up and he apologized for how he acted in the house and that he sometimes gets very overzealous sometimes, “it’s ok I accept your apology but...” and as I paused and pulled out a tazer then shot him with it “it stil wasn’t cool” I said as Steve lay on the ground shaking due to the shock of it I headed to the kitchen to make myself a PB&J sandwich as Athena looked blankly at Steve.

It was then 2 days after this that my family moved back to Kansas and I lost all contact with Steve and his grilfriend and my paranormal hunting days were over till I made a new friend by the name of Stephen (who I met when I was at subway ordering a sandwich he approached me seeing I was an ordained pastafarian priest he asked me to do his and his grilfriends wedding which I agreed to do, he also said he was a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very avid paranormal enthusiast and I told him I was looking for a team and he looked to me and in response to this he took a drink of his soda and said “I’m in reverend”.