Vh1 Couples Retreat S2E2

Hey hey 👋 What it do; how’s it goin? How are you?

MiMi? Well MiMi is stunned again 🤦🏻‍♀️.

Apparently, it doesn’t take much to stun MiMi nowadays. But I happened to have stumbled across the second episode of Season 2’s VH1s Couple’s Retreat on an alternative viewing platform. MiMi dunno why or how it happened 🤷🏻‍♀️ and it may be kinda arduous to watch but hopefully I can skip past the plethora of commercials and get to the meat of the show.

⏸🙋🏻‍♀️ I just want to pause and shout out whomever does the misleading promotional commercials for the show because I think they hooked me solely on watching the clip of Ronnie DeVoe getting visibly angry while wearing a very colorful shirt and his wife, Shamira with Playboy bunny ears on. It’s brilliant only because I am of a certain demographic who is emotionally invested in Ronnie DeVoe’s well being. He is, of course,the glue that holds legendary R&B group New Edition together. While his spouse holds the drinks 🍹 for a brief moment before guzzling them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

•Michael Blackson & Rada open the show loudly🙄

• Somebody get Shamira’s make up artist and slap the lipgloss out their hand cuz why shr look like a blow up doll? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Awww how cute is it that Styles was super geeked out to meet Ronnie? 😁

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Now MiMi’s hatin 🍑may rewind the recording to see if anyone was that geeked out about meeting Shamira from “the internationally known award winning group Blaque” 😑.

⏸🚩This is the part of the blog where MiMi gets petty and says:

If the hosts of the show are allowed to say whatever they want about the other cast members, and it’s aired on television, I should be allowed to write my opinion about the cast members in a blog and not be censored for it. Michael Blackson just insulted KJ repetitively.

🤷🏻‍♀️#ISWISAIIWII

⏸ This particular YouTube recording of the show is HORRIBLE 🤣🤣🤣.

It’s almost as bad as Michael’s heavy 🍑 pimp trench coat he’s wearing in the heat 😑

I don’t wear makeup often, so I dunno, but if someone can see your highlights and your contours on your face, then someone forgot to blend 🤷🏻‍♀️

The whole face…😑

Poor AJ.

Her make up looks like a plastic surgeon drew on her face to show her problem areas and where he’s gonna cut. 🤷🏻‍♀️#IIWIIAISWIS.

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And as much as I like Ronnie 🤣why is he volunteering a psychoanalysis of Michael’s misogynistic behavior??

Man please 🤣🤣🤣 And then he had the nerve to say him and his wife have some “foundational stuff” that reminds them to keep their marriage on track…

🤦🏻‍♀️ …it’s called a prenupt

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Rada is wearing the hell outta them black shorts…go head gurl 😁. But she needs to cut her losses and tell Michael to bounce.

I’m sorry, he’s just a disrespectful bamma. And Rada OBVIOUSLY wants Michael to stop with the side jawns 🤷🏻‍♀️. This woman is beautiful and built like a 🧱 💩house, no lie.

And because of the way this was recorded, I STILL really couldn’t tell who was who while they were talking, but as it stands right now:

•Styles 👍🏼 & Adjua👍🏼 and am rooting for them.

•Y’all already know how I feel about the DeVoe’s Ronnie 👍🏼 Shamira 👎🏼

• Michael 👎🏼 Rada 👍🏼

• Claudia is really purdy and that’s such a awful reason to like someone. But that’s MY character flaw not hers…So Claudia 👍🏼KJ🤷🏻‍♀️. Only cuz I can’t tell if he’s tryna be funny & it’s just landing horribly ,or if he’s actually repugnant.

🤷🏻‍♀️ Nick Young And Keonna🤷🏻‍♀️ Honestly haven’t seen enough of them to form an opinion.

Jess Hilarious👎🏼 And Daniel Parsons👎🏼 I’m not convinced they’re a real couple.

🤷🏻‍♀️#ISWISAIIWII

And John 👎🏼 & AJ 👎🏼

AJ’s makeup artist 👎🏼

🤣🤣🤣 no, but for real y’all, I noticed her nose is bent awkwardly and the makeup don’t help none.

JONATHAN!!! My French Fry 🍟 guy, come back, they need you 💜

I’m not feelin this season, but I’ll be back next Monday to Level Up and make sure.

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Peace, Love Exhale.