VH1 Family Reunion: Love & Hip- Hop Edition
Episode 5: Home Is Where the Family Is! RECAP SPOILERS POSSIBLE!
First & Foremost, I keep missin this damn show when it originally airs.
So, forgive me for my recaps bein all late and what not, but aye.š¤·š»āāļø
At least I am honest.
And since Iām being honest and all, VH1? Yāall and the commercials are out of pocket.
I mean I get it, I think me and three other people on the planet actually care about the folk on this show, so yeah, sponsorship is needed, bur damn.
So, onto who I actually care about, lol.
Jonathan & Ericaās Beef
Iām typing this before I have actually watched the episode but what I will say is:
I LOVE Jonathan with all my heart and soul & I kinda have a weird little girl crush on Erica because she IS so absolutely gorgeous, but if she is gonna spark some racial bullshit all up in the family reunion, yāall wanna know whose side Iāma be on?
Shekinehs or mimiās.š¤£
For now, anyway, like I said I just turned the show on and again mimiās hair is on POINT!!! šÆ
š³Hol up, I paused the recording again to ask this question:
Did Safaree say he looks at Juelz & Kimbella as role models for marriage?
He does know Juelz is only on this show cuz he got restitution to pay right?
š³ Okay, I missed a whole lotta mess or somethin, because did Safaree say he saw Erica kissin on Amina and told Erica to bring Amina up to their room?
And Erica got upset & he dunno why? š
So Safaree & Cisco share the same number on the spectrum?
Not for nuthin, I thought Erica was fittin to get her ass whooped by Shekineh when she came at her like that, and the ONLY reason I thought Erica decided to get brolic was because they all drinkin.
Erica looks like she gotta new fit on in every scene.
Brooke, are you friends with Shekineh? If not, stay out her drawls.
How the hell you assume she aināt getting any? Brooke?
Are YOU?
::said in the voice of the Caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland::
WHO ARE YOU???
Yeah, I officially donāt like Brooke at all.
I believe Rich is gonna force Cisco to go to rehab, a shrink, and sign him up for multiple job fairs.
ORā¦
Heās gonna come out with a new reality show called, āMake a Song with Ciscoā and it will be on VH1 with waaaaaay too many commercials.
Yeah, Safaree youāre Jamaican we get it. š No one cares, except Erica. But Iāll be damned if I donāt want some cabbage right now.
OMG, Iām only half-way thru this show.š
But Iām starting to think this show is only fifteen minutes long and forty-five minutes of commercials. One day Iāma find out.
Zellswagās apology to mimi?
NOW I understand!
His name shouldnāt be Zellswag, but Swagjacker?
So Sawgkackerās mad cuz mimi didnāt immediately fawn & gush all over his little post on IG after SHE put HIM on the damn map.š
I guess you can say he made it to the damn map, I dunno who the hell he really is, but okayš¤£
And you notice how mimi kinda got up and gave him a hug like a disgruntled parishioner mad cuz the benediction lasted too long and now itās gonna take her forever to get out of the church parking lot.
PAUSE!!!
I know yāall are gonna think I have a thing for Shekineh, but Ion care what yāall think for real, CUZ SHE ROCKED THE HELL OUTTA THAT OUTFIT at the āforgiveness circleā thingy.
So, the producers, got me and yāall suck. LOL That was ERICA walkin up on Shekineh last episode.
ā¦and Iām TRYING to give her hormonal nursing her newborn backstage on a reality TV show ass a break but I canāt.
GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS!!!
ALONE!!!
LEAVE that š š©
File for all kinds of child support and make him prove that heās Jamaican and obtain many jobs.
Iām mad at this show.
Yet, Iāll be back next weekā¦lol
Majique MiMi
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