" Townswomen, Autochthons,
My dear compatriots,
" I heard your concerns, your whisperings sometimes
I heard your affronts too, your disrespect and 'BLOW
MY ASS KIDDY' tributes, as your brash sniggering flows.
" I tried your deep contempt,
Touchy slaps or esteemed spitting, diverse attempts ;
So, believe that
all these signs of affection went straight to my heart.
Me too, I need you.
" For this 2023 upcoming year
I want that all the reforms I desire, set.
" To do that, of course I wish to dispute frankly
with any single woman or man of goodwill,
Who calls as me for what I really prefer, still.
" Hearing you takes time
Although I scarcely catch some.
Nevertheless I do assent.
Because this is the true democracy.
" But it can not become a huge mess anymore.
That is why, to spare those disturbing arguments,
Everybody will possibly carry out
what is wanted to be said, sharing my cool mind.
" [Those are my IWANT wishes to the people - I speak, they listen, we synthesize and I do what I want] "
" My dear resident friends
We should choose the sincere good good resolutions -
Everybody's able to understand it
Even those who only got a univ level.
" We must, together
back up our pretty pay-as-you-go pension system
by working to depletion.
" Yes, it will be rough.
That is why, death age will be postponed by decree
As much as possible to permit the funding
Of your responsible ecologic coffin
Without any cost for the community.
I make my solemn commitment.
Thus is democracy.
" I yearn for this twenty-twenty-free year
for you to be proud
Your President to be awarded with the Nobel Prize in Literature,
Even if he never wrote a book or gave any lecture.
" And of course, the Nobel Peace Prize,
Manner to emphasize your President's efforts
For having reached the phone with Vladimir Putin.
" I can not leave you, but I have to ;
" Before I flee to your occupations
Let me please you to love me
It is a must to love me
Choosing me is one requirement for harmony
Choosing me is the insurance for upcoming happy days,
paying no heed for discords, for quarrels or feuds,
for brooding commotions nor cravings for murders
" Yes, loving me would not be compulsory
Freedom of worship is outright and will remain.
Nonetheless, this love should sorely abide
Advertisements will be launched through medias and schools
Everywhere our national are affected
by doubt, would need shootings in their yearn for my own.
" You see,
I am kind, smart and beautiful,
And I don't hear why I might get aloof.
Otherwise mad passions would scatter seriously -
Things I recuse, since I embrace prem'ocracy.
" Happy new year to you.
Kind love to me.
I yearn for you.
" Long live my Republic,
Long live my Democracy. ""
" [Time for a good good dinner : caviar with ketch-up.] "
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Your (un)favorite President made you dream ... b(u)y his stupidity
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