My Favorite Junior Soprano Quotes

Junior Soprano’s not the most graceful guy, but he does have quite a few talents. He’s great at teaching baseball, spotting potential varsity athletes, and singing egregious, saccharine Italian ballads. And those one-liners could choke an elephant! While it’s hard to keep the list to just 15, here are my picks for the 15 greatest Junior Sopranos lines on The Sopranos.

1. "I'm sitting here like f**ing patience on a monument."

-Season 1, Episode 4, "Meadowlands"

2."You got a lot of sense for an old gal."

-Season 1, Episode 6, "Pax Soprana"

3. "Go ahead...keep movin' fella."

-Season 1, Episode 6, Pax Soprana

4. "Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. You're looking to crack his coglioni for putting you here."

-Season 1, Episode 6, "Pax Soprana"

5. "What's this motherless f**k's name?"

-Season 1, Episode 6, "Pax Soprana"

6. "Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets."

-Season 1, Episode 6, "Pax Soprana"

7. "Anthony wants to play games. Okay. I taught him games. I taught him how to play baseball."

-Season 1, Episode 9, "Boca"

8. "My nephew running things? Not that strunz. Not in this life."

Season 1, Episode 13, "I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano"

9. "Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading."

-Season 2, Episode 12, "The Knight in White Satin Armor"

10. "You gotta wonder where she is in all this. My little niece.

-Season 2, Episode 12, "The Knight in White Satin Armor"

11. "Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"

-Season 2, Episode 12, "The Knight in White Satin Armor"

12. "You tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary...an hour later, they're hosing her down with disinfectant."

Season 3, Episode 7 "Second Opinion"

13. "A whole issue of U.S. News on seniors and health: Bring somebody with you to the doctor's, it said."

-Season 3, Episode 7 "Second Opinion"

14. "Kid was always a dumb f** though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?"

-Season 3, Episode 13, "An Army of One"

15. "All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete."

-Season 5, Episode 3, "Where's Johnny?"