How Do I Love Thee, Matt Damon? Let Me Count the Ways in Gif Format

Ever since the beginning of high school until now and beyond, I have had a healthy obsession with the actor formally known as Matt Damon. "Damon" has been a staple at the end of my Facebook name since then and I would like to present my version of the famous Browning sonnet complete with gifs and (not even close to) half the talent of Browning.

I Love When Thee's Hair Flocks Effervescently In The Wind

My Breath Leaves The Body When Thee's Beautimous Face Becomes Scuffed

For Surely The Opposing Figure Must Be Suffering From Tremendous Shame

I Love The Various Hair Styles Thee May Rock

Most Notably The Bun Of The Man That Causes Gazed Looks And Shocked Faces

I Love Thee Freely, As Men Strive For Them Dance Moves

I Love Thee Purely, Regardless How Dad-Like Them Moves May Be

I Shall Love Thee Until I Eventually Have To Find Someone To Start A Family With And Stuff...

Thanks Matt! Keep on being you...