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Halloween Kills "Evil Dies Tonight!"

At The Hands Of Mob Mentality 🤣

By Frederick EmersonPublished 2 years ago • 6 min read
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Halloween Kills "Evil Dies Tonight!"
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SPOILER WARNING!! I AM GOING TO SPOIL THE HECK OUT OF THIS MOVIE! So…You have been warned!

What a silly movie!

WHAT A SILLY MOVIE!

Yeah! Yeah!

I am going ham on this review like Myers was going ham on the SHEEP of HADDONFIELD.

"Evil dies tonight!"

"Evil dies tonight!"

"Evil dies tonight!"

God, an hour and forty minutes of gore nonsense.

Michael Myers is like a rabid wolf in this movie, and the victims are all SHEEP!

"Evil dies tonight," is what the sheep masses keep yelling as Tommy Dole, like the MEATHEAD he is, leads the sheep to kill a man who had nothing to do with the murders.

The murder of this mentally ill person was SO STUPID and AVOIDABLE.

Myers is like 6 ft 3 inches.

He is a mountain of a man.

The mentally ill person looked like Penguin from the Batman movie.

How did they not see this?

How did they think this obese man, who was running away and did not have an opposing aura, come off to them, to be, Michael Myers?

HOW STUPID!

"Evil dies tonight!"

"Evil dies tonight!"

"Evil dies tonight!"

Like the STUPID SHEEP the people were, they all caused this man to kill himself.

They were so easily swayed by Tommy Dole's MEATHEAD rhetoric.

"Evil dies tonight!"

God, what a stupid chant!

Did…did they not think about killing him and..oooh… let's say, MURDERS that happen outside their SHEEP TOWN?

No!

Why?

Because they are STUPID SHEEP who, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY…HEHEHE…ended up on the chopping board, like the STUPID SHEEP THEY WERE.

Boy!

I swear…I never rooted for Myers as much as I did in this movie.

These people were stupid, and every time they had a chance to kill Myers, they HESITATE or do something stupid.

Yeah, I know. I am using the word “stupid” a lot and that is because almost every damn minute someone was doing something stupid or saying something stupid.

God.

There was one scene where Myers is on top of a car, and one of the ladies is shooting at the windows, WHILE MYERS IS WALKING ON THE TOP OF THE CAR.

HOW FUCKING STUPID OF THAT LADY.

SHOOT UP, YOU IDIOT!

I did not feel bad when she died.

I applauded Mikey.

Stood up and all and gave him a hand clap for killing that stupid lady.

Then while Myers is strangling the chick who was shooting at the window, the dude in the back, WHO HAD A GUN, decides to CHOKE MYERS.

Yes.

The mob mentality that was on this vigilante NONSENSE decided to CHOKE MYERS.

Because clearly, shooting him in the head would have been more strenuous than trying to choke him.

The saddest death had to be the hot chick in the nurse outfit.

GODDAMN, she was killing that outfit, and her death was perhaps, hell, it was my least favorite kill.

She was very, very, very easy on the eyes.

Yum! Yum! YUMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Evil Dies Tonight — Trample Over Injured People At The Hospital

"Evil dies tonight," is what these mob animals were yelling as they were trampling over the bodies of injured people, elderly people, and women.

"Evil dies tonight," while they killed an innocent man, and then BLAME IT on Michael Myers.

"He…he…he made us do it."

"Evil dies tonight," while they sent teenagers out to go track down a MURDERER.

What is this Scooby-Doo, Rated M?

God, this whole movie was all nonsense.

Michael Myers is just going around town retracing his origin story and killing people just for the sake of being gory.

He goes ham on this one dude in front of his wife, and it's like…WHY?

"Where is all this coming from, Mikey?"

I was getting some Rob Zombie's "Michael Myers" vibes here with that one death.

Shit, this whole movie was just murder after murder after murder.

And where was our lead heroine, the "Queen Final Girl" Lourie Strode?

In the hospital for much of the movie.

And that makes sense; she is about 70+ years old, yet BADASS enough to take a painkiller needle straight in the ass cheek with a stitched-up gut knife wound in her stomach.

Yep!

Because that makes sense.

All 70+-year-old women know how to take it up the ass like that.

Damn, did I say how STUPID this movie was?

Evil Dies Tonight — Not All Was Stupid

The gay couple was a good addition to the movie.

Next to the bombshell that was in the nurse outfit (YUMMMMMMM), their dynamic was funny as hell, and I enjoyed their screen time.

I like how the kids tricked them to come outside so that one of them could sneak inside and get the candy bag.

And I like how they twisted on them and had them running scared after.

Final Thoughts

The secondary story in the movie made me HATE this movie.

Killing this man because you mistake him for Myers, even though they do not have the same frame, was just lazy and STUPID writing.

"Evil dies tonight," my god, did they not think this through?

Killing Myers is not going to stop murderers in other cities; it isn't going to stop dictators from being assholes; it is not going to stop assholes from putting pineapple on pizza.

Indeed an evil act.

But in their SHEEP MOB MENTALITY, they heard Alpha MEATHEAD TOMMY DOLE say it, and they repeated it like the sheep they were.

I was so happy Myers placed them all on the chopping board.

Tommy's death was particularly enjoyable.

Goddamn MEATHEAD!

Karen…ah, she looks like she would be a Karen (The character NOT the actress) in the “Halloween Universe.”

"Excuse me. Excuse me. Mr. Myers, that's not so nice that you are killing people. Blab! Blab! Blab! Blabbity Blab!"

Her death was also very welcoming, and you know what, it was fair.

Why would you go into a killer's house BY YOURSELF?!

Even if you knew he was dead, there could be GHOST.

God and the way they "set Myers up" was just stupid.

She stabs him in the back then takes off his mask so he can chase her, just so the SHEEP of Haddonfield can "get their licks in."

HEHEHEHE!

They sure did get their licks, and Mikey got his dinner!

Stupid sheep.

She stabs Myers in the back with a rake, he goes down, and instead of going “Tommy Jarvis” on Myers right then and there and ending it or as they kept chanting throughout the movie "Evil dies tonight,” what does she do?

"Haha! I got your mask! Come and chase me! Haha!"

Myers, I applaud you for going ham on those stupid sheep and getting rid of Karen as well.

Good job, Myers. Good job!

If I learned anything from this movie, it is this…

Nothing screams justice like mob mentality!

Isn’t that right…cancel culture?

"Evil dies tonight!"

DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!

CRAP MOVIE!

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Frederick Emerson

I am Frederick Emerson, a prolific blogger with a decade of experience in the digital sphere. Through my thought-provoking content, I have captivated readers and sparked engaging conversations on a wide range of topics.

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