Halftime Shenanigans: Finale

First things first:

Mom Annette’s onion dip is made with Agape and crack.

Honestly, I am almost one hundred percent sure those are the ingredients.

I also believe I have perfected buffalo cauliflower to the point it needs a signed waiver before consuming. 😬🥵

I’m glad that the game looks like it may be competitive cuz the commercials are boring me to tears 🙄.

🙋🏻‍♀️Girl interrupts game to say that the Rams uniforms have always been hideous.

Girl also has been comparing hair and dental work of the players because she is so emotionally uninvested in this game.

I am Girl.

Girl is me.

Purple Mohawks are LIFE!!!

So I guess, go Rams?

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Ok, I just finished viewing the Halftime Show brought to you by KIDS BOP. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I am so annoyed the NFL purchased industrial size bleach and hand sanitizer and poured all over the whole performance.

Mary’s “herr”was white, her boots were white and ,unfortunately, sparkly ….and even the daggone stage was white 🙄.

The only thing that may have made the Halftime show any whiter was if Snoop brought Martha Stewart on stage and she gave him a lap dance. 😐

But I AM happy Dre was able to walk out without assistance, and I’m glad he could remember how to bang on white keys 🙄.

Someone needed to bang the white offa that whole dang Halftime show.

It was whiter than the casserole in “The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window”

But yeah, so is the NFL ownership so there’s that.

What? Did I cross the line? 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄.

Was 50 supposed to be there or was his whole performance a deliberate juxtaposition?

And why?

Who was HIS audience?

Em was cute and held his own under the hat, but he appeared extremely annoyed that the NFL had to KIDS BOP his lyrics.

I was too.

However “the household” did bring this topic up before the game and the general consensus was how Snoop & Dre were going to perform their profanity laden lyrics. But I never thought they would sell their souls like THAT.

In a parallel universe, they all did a concert AFTER the Super Bowl and it was LIT like the blunts I’m sure they’re all smoking right now.

God Bless em 🤣

Kendrick never , ever disappoints & was the best part of the show.

Okay, Mary should’ve stayed home, but since she sold her soul to Beelzepuff, I’m only assuming she needed the money to attempt to buy her sad and bitter soul back because she still hasn’t bought herself any rhythm.

Since all of the artists with the exception of Em were from the West Coast, I am going to assume the West Coast didn’t produce any “sangers”

That’s also probably why Mary does “No More Drama” live all the daggone time cuz all she has to do is scream it and she don’t have to synchronize any dance moves to go along with it.

Urban Legend is that every time Mary is forced to “sing” and dance at the same time, a legitimate “sanger” slits her wrists.

🚨My bad, but I JUST found out Dre produced Family Affair so that’s where Mary’s West Coast “connection” comes from.

🙄 Jeez talk about a forced connection that’s worse than online dating.

I could’ve a napped cuz I seriously needed one today.

However, I stayed up to find out the winner of the game, which apparently went into overtime, so I’m a little sad I dipped out early.

But my sincere CONGRATULATIONS to the Los Angeles Rams for winning the Super Bowl with the most whitewashed halftime show ever!!!

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale