FINALLY a Gift Guide for GUYS!

Every holiday season comes and goes and I'm left wondering, why doesn't someone make a gift guide for guys? Don't shoppers need to be clued in where to find cool masculine tchotchkes? Well I'm done waiting, I took the initiative and made the first ever gift guide just for GUYS!

A Framed Photo of the Prime Minister of Finland

Yes, what man cave is complete without a framed photo of Sanna Marin, 37, the Prime Minister of Finland? There are so many to choose from, her at Ruisrock festival (above), from the time she forgot to wear a blouse for a photoshoot, or her sliding on her knees at a party.

Grapevine by Pfaltzgraff, China Mustard & Ketchup Dispenser

These are great for the guy looking to add a small but needless complication to his life by removing ketchup and mustard from their perfectly servable packaging and put them in dispensers inexplicitly decorated with grapes. Also good if you're looking to looking to cause chaos at a dinner party.

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

For that film buff in your life, no collection is complete without this classic from back when Hollywood still released X rated films. Jones was about the most erotic of topics: suicide and eternal damnation. This movie showing full on penetrative sex was one of the top 10 grossing movies of the year. Again, this was a hardcore pornographic movie about suicide and eternal damnation. 1973 truly was a different time.

This Tumblr post

What guy's eyes wouldn't light up upon seeing this Tumblr thread under the Christmas tree? Why it's perfect for at home, at the office or even on the go. Once his friends see it, they'll all want one of their own!

BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir

For that guy in your life that has everything, get them BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir! It goes with everything khakis, slacks, trousers, even traditional fit pleated front twill pants. You might think you have to go all the way to India to get this stocking stuffer, but nope, it's available in Chicago.

The Jedi Temple: A Real Experience

For only $10,000 your guy will get:

Your name is engraved in the halls of the Jedi Temple

Lifetime pass and guest pass to the Jedi Temple

1-week group stay inside the Jedi Temple

1x Jedi Knighting Ceremony

1x Jedi Robes

1x Sabe

Hurry though, because only 50 spots are available!

Guy Gift: The only book about gifts for guys

Of course a problem every guy has is that there are no gifts for guys out there, how are you supposed to know what to buy for a guy? That was a problem--until now. Guy Gift is the perfect gift for any guy who will ever need to buy a gift for a guy.

The screech of the dying lamb

Give that special guy in your life the gift he will never forget, the screech of the dying lamb! When you give a guy this it will stay with him forever. Decades from now he will wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, haunted my the memory of the screech of the dying lamb. Save 20% with promo code GUYS.

Schmidt Brothers - BBQ Carbon 6, 4-Piece Grilling Accessory Set, Full-Forged Stainless Steel Grilling Utensils Including Spatula, Fork, Basting Brush, and Tongs with All Wood Handles

Sure most guys don't need BBQ tools that cost $101. But nevertheless, they need these tongs. If a guy only has basic functional BBQ tools, how will other guys know that they are a REAL ALPHA MALE WHO LOVES BARBAQUE?!?!