10 More Weird Products on Amazon.com

More than a year ago I compiled a list of the weirdest products I could find on the world’s largest online marketplace, Amazon.com. Now, it’s time for the sequel. Whereas last time we found human finger bones, a cat shaped tissue dispenser, and other such nonsense, this time around, we are looking for kooky, weird, odd, strange and why does this exist products that you can now purchase on Amazon.

Here are 10 Real Life WEIRD Products on Amazon.com

(Disclaimer: I do not own any of these products nor do I profit in any way from them being sold)

Number 1 Pink Baby Head Skeleton Candle

If dangerous gender reveal parties burning down entire forests are your kind of fun, Amazon has a unique and horrifying product for you. The Pink Baby Head Skeleton Candle ($14.99 from Gute) is the perfect gift for the person who wants to see a baby head melt and reveal a tiny plastic skull.

Number 2 Banana Duck Sculpture, Whimsical Banana Duck Yard Art, Creative Banana Duck Art Statue Garden Yard Outdoor Decor

Do you like Bananas? Do you love Ducks, there’s a bizarre product that. For the low, low price of 18.99 per statue, you can populate your yard with Banana Ducks. Are they ducks shaped like bananas or bananas shaped like ducks? You decide. Confound your neighbors with your tacky love of bananas and ducks with your very own Banana Duck from Zhancydeal.

Number 3 Nezuko Nicolas Cage Banana Vaporwave Velvet Throw Pillow

Are Bananas some kind of fetish that I am not aware of? Why does Amazon.com have so many products with things or people as bananas? My question aside, yes, there is a cozy, comfy throw pillow that features a shirtless Nicolas Cage. Well, half shirtless Nicolas Cage and half banana. When you want to be both wacky but also make your friends kind of hate you, throw down your Nicolas Cage as Banana throw pillow from Nezuko for only $15.96.

Number 4 Pizza Gourmet Flavored Cotton Candy

Did you know that May 20th, 2022, is National Pizza Day? Did you also know that someone created Cotton Candy that they claim tastes like Pizza? Why would anyone do this? I don’t want to criticize without tasting this bizarre concoction but my mind reels at the idea of Pizza Flavored Cotton Candy. Made by Chocolate Storybook, the bucket of Pizza Flavored Cotton Candy claims to have been made of All Natural Ingredients. That’s not counting the dark magic and pagan rituals necessary to craft the recipe for Pizza Flavored Cotton Candy.

Number 5 Shrek Get Out of My Swamp Shower curtain with bathtub carpet

Is your aesthetic Shrek themed, well I have a product for you. From the brand 552 comes a full bathroom set of Shrek themed items. A Shrek shower curtain, a Shrek toilet seat cover, a Shrek Bathmat, and a Shrek Toiletmat, it goes around the base of your toilet. 552 says that the entire 4 piece bathroom set is 3D printed on non-slip material. That’s probably why you can get the whole set for $28.99. If you want to make your parents worry that you will never grow up or you just like having a likeness of Shrek and Donkey see you naked, the Shrek Bathroom Set is for you.

Number 6 Blushing Rimuru! Ramen Themed Bucket Hat

Do you hate having friends? Would you like your friends to stop being your friends? I’ve got the perfect product for you. The Blushing Rimuru Ramen Themed Bucket Hat will make sure no one wants to spend any time with you. This lavishly obnoxious hat, paired with, perhaps a Mr. Worldwide T-shirt, is the perfect way to remain alone forever.

Number 7 Despacito Garfield Sticker

There are niche fanbases and then there is the extraordinarily tiny venn diagram of fans of Family Guy character Peter Griffin, animated fat cat Garfield, and the 2017 hit song Despacito by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. It’s not hard to imagine that someone who doesn’t closely follow American pop culture, sometime in 2017, looked at the Google trends page and saw this group of entities trending and thought, “What if I combine them? I’d make millions!”

Number 8 Muscle Man Pillow – Cute and Fun Hunky Husband Cuddle Companion

How do you let people know you’re sad without pouring your heart out to them? This pillow does the talking for you. It’s a muscle man shaped pillow. It holds you while you cry while also telling visitors “Please Help, I’m so lonely.” Only $35.00

Number 9 Chia Pet Bob Ross with Seed Pack

Do you enjoy seeing terrible people profit by making terrible products with the likeness of a beloved celebrity who died and cannot object to having his likeness exploited? This Bob Ross Chia Pet is the perfect gift to help soulless charlatans continue to beat Bob Ross’s corpse like a cash pinata.

Number 10 ArtPix 3D Crystal Photo

Okay, perhaps this isn’t all that weird, but it is completely insufferable. So it counts.