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Why did Black Panther 2 get such low reviews?

I was so angry watching this

By jackPublished about a year ago 7 min read
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I was so angry with this movie that I told the whole story. The throne of Wakanda is poisonous, even in the Marvel series of movies, the number of dead Wakanda Kings is greater than the number of Black Panther individual films, the average Black Panther movie will be scrapped 0.5 Wakanda Kings, no problem, the protagonist awakening depends on the king to sacrifice to heaven, not unlike other Marvel protagonists died relatives, one is not enough to send one, play is flowers. So Princess Su Rui smart ah, finally not inherit the throne, but also found a scapegoat across the ocean, then wait for the small leek grow up. The new country in this movie, I don't know what they're really called, I call it Blister country, because people there don't have heads up their necks and they just have blister filled with water.

When the whole world was looking at metal, a king who had an army of "undead" sailors and had been immersed in the sea for 400 years came up with the solution: 1. Tell Wakanda to identify the scientists who have developed the ability to detect panmetal, then tell Wakanda to hand over the people for them to kill, and if Wakanda says no, kill all Wakanda. 2. Cooperate with Wakanda to kill all land states. If Wakanda does not agree, invade Wakanda with a large army. These people living three thousand miles under the sea have no idea what's going on, and they can't think of a better way, but their king was born in a small fishing village in 17th century South America, and he's not only a thief in English, but he's also capable of destroying machinery, killing modern special forces, swimming from South America to South Africa in the blink of an eye, and he doesn't care about Wakanda's high-tech defenses. This ability, in the face of an external threat, prioritizes taking out either the world or Wakanda. WHY? I would have believed it if they were hungry for Wakanda, but there are metal-hungry countries on both sides, the people of Blister Nation can't live on land for long, and the country doesn't want to have anything to do with land countries...

In this case, as one of the countries that support the pan-nation is thinking of blowing up the other side... During the Cold War, the Soviet Union and the United States did not dare to drop nuclear bombs on each other. What was the King of the Blister Nation thinking? Well, I can't think of the idea of old deep-sea bacon, but Wakanda, a country that is in line with the modern world, a country with advanced technology, and the blister nation are a 50-50 match in strategy. Supposedly, the resource trap is only limited to national development and should not affect the national IQ ceiling, but these two countries are so stupid that it is hard not to suspect that pan-metal affects IQ... That might explain why Wakanda, the land of science and technology, is still the land of tribal cold weapons. Princess Su Rui wanted to talk with the country of bubbles, but also did not give the rear with a word, let his own mother and subordinates blind, her communication string and AI usually used as tools, and even later is to rely on these two things to find Su Rui, at this time unexpectedly not use? And here's the girl genius... The queen to save is to find her daughter-in-law to find a needle in a haystack, God open your eyes, agents all over the world do not know the mysterious country, let the daughter-in-law shook a village to find each other's nest. After the queen know, did not organize rescue, on their own, the Lord of a country, single-handedly to do bait the other king called out, let the daughter-in-law took the opportunity to rescue... The final success of the plan is really a sign of his ancestors.

By the way, this rescue also killed a blisters, before the blisters were unkillable existence, the only one who died was the King mother who became the first generation of blisters, and it was all over with one shot... I don't get it. Can these people die or can't they die? Don't read books on such obvious issues! Because the princess who went to negotiate peace ran away with the scientist and killed the people in the bubble, there was a real rift between the two countries. Princess and queen although think of blister Congress attack, can get home first change clothes, daughter-in-law is and old boudoir friends tell their miss de Challa... In this movie, people change clothes to a set, fashion is really fashionable, but no one thought of evacuating the people to organize defense, princess squat in people's lair for so long on the light travel to appreciate each other's country, did not collect each other useful information... Genius girl Ah, ah... In the end, the capital was attacked, the queen drowned, the people displaced, but the king of the Blisters who had crippled Wakanda was appeased and left saying, "I will come again"... Yeah, you said the fight, you started the fight, and then you ran away... The brains of old deep-sea bacon are really not keeping up. Princess Surui Momoji finally inherited the power of Black Panther, and then suddenly turned into a revenge machine, began to shout I want to kill the deep sea bacon. The plan was to send the navy of Wakanda, a landlocked nation, out to sea to lure the armies of the Blister Nation.

Princess, a girl of a day, let the main soldiers of her landlocked country (including muscle brothers only equipped with rattan armor and wooden staff) to stop in the sea can kill a boatload of assault troops but can not kill the water monster troops... Is that what superheroes are all about? Got it. The result, of course, was the destruction of much of Wakanda's main force, the destruction of (possibly the only) battleship, the explosion of a ship, and the few remaining men on deck waiting to be dumplings. Princess myself although and old bacon empty internecine, but still old bacon wear belly, say this time really kill each other is worthy of the dead soldiers, but she actually think of good memories to give up revenge... Start talking about love and peace take a knife and ask old bacon to surrender... Old cured meat is really cherish life, immediately sliding kneel in defeat, in the case of his soldiers dominate the absolute advantage of the troops to retreat... Is Jing Sui carry it out to the end, go back to draw his portrait and female panther tussling to table miss... This is... Added: Old bacon brain really is always unpredictable. Another joke is that the movie only bleeders' blue blood from beginning to end, and the amount of bleeding is very small. When the black panther is pierced through the stomach and the spear is pulled out, not a drop of blood is shed. Sometimes I think Disney and radio and television have similar approval... That's the end of the story. The egg revealed that the original Panther had a son, and the Panther was succeeded by someone... Originally to commemorate the black panther actor Boseman segment to get a little sigh of emotion, the following said that human baby have... Okay, as a tribute, Disney is dirty.

These plots are all large periods of literary drama. In order to pave the way for these wars and two countries, they are really well-intentioned and even compressed. What is the result? It would be better if Disney didn't write politics at all. Oh, by the way, the role of Ironheart is too much for Iron Man. However, the actress, like the girl who plays Su Rui, is not enough to be popular with the audience, not enough to have a memory, and her acting is too formulaic and not natural enough, so it will be very difficult to carry the great standard in the future. Steel heart mecha also ugly can, at first glance I thought it was the tube iron armor Xiao Bao borrowed the leather case, Disney special effects have been bad to this point? Why am I angry about this movie? On the one hand, I think there are some points worth exploring in it, such as the rule of all women, such as the darkness of the colonial history, such as Suri's transformation from a scientist to the guardian of Wakanda, such as the memory of the last Black Panther's De Chara, every one of them is bright when written, but the result is not good, Black Panther 1 at least the villain at the end of the "No freedom, I'd rather die ", which leaves Boseman crying. But when it comes to missing Boseman, the movie doesn't get it right whether it's missing the actor or the character. As a result, the Marvel logo at the beginning is changed to a mash-up of Boseman and a mash-up of Boseman at the end. Boseman's Panther wasn't that defensible... The result of this hard sad, not, really not. To sum it up, the only highlight of the movie is Rihanna singing the theme song, and that's not because it's good, because Rihanna hasn't sung in a long time...

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