THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED ...

... BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!

THE REASONS WHY 
THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS 
TO BE RULED ...

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THE REASONS WHY

THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS

TO BE RULED

BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!

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The time it takes someone to leave their house?

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Maybe, about 5 minutes.

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The time it takes a loving young family with small children to leave the house?

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About 15 Minutes.

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The time it takes to choose a DVD to watch?

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About 5 minutes

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The time it takes 5 close friends to all agree on what DVD to watch?

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About 40 minutes.

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The time it takes to decide where to eat out?

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About 15 Minutes or less,

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The time it takes for 10 close friends and family to spontaneously decide where to go to eat out?

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Usually, more than 90 minutes before you all get through the restaurant door!

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The time it would take an Evil All-Powerful World Overlord to force people upon pain of torture and death to save our species by committing to Environmental practices and recycling efforts that Did work effectively?

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(Not, for instance, piles of stuff in third world countries, exported to them by well-meaning recyclers that are just left there!)

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About a year to make things happen!

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The time it is going to take a crapload of committees and delegations from all the nations of the world to decide how to save our species and commit to those choices?

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(Most of which hate each other and who are secretly intimidated by their own citizens!)

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TOO LATE!

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WE ALL DIED!

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The time it would take for a single All Powerful Evil Overlord ruling our entire world with a ruthless iron fist to save our planet and species!

About 3, maybe 5 years, TOPS!

"Hurray!"- (...ish)

"We are saved!"

"Miserable and with no freedom!"

"But we are saved!"

BUT!

Then we are stuck with a,

ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD!

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You know such a person will make the right ‘Environmental’ decisions because they would have to have to be extremely clever,

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It would take a true EVIL Genius of monumental proportions to be organised enough to defeat and subjugate the entire world against all possible opposition,

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Against all the forces of “Good” pitted against them!

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But no matter how brilliant their mind was,

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It would still be impossible to achieve without being truly evil,

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They would have persecuted a series of minorities in order to gather enough political and financial power to even attempt to make a start!

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And there would most definitely need to be a series of some type of Holocaust in order to keep the world in line!

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The types of poor victims that are chosen, the labels and excuses used, would not actually matter,

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It could even be based on something as stupid as 'Toilet Roll Ends Hanging Under The Roll' vs 'Toilet Roll Ends Hanging Over The Roll".

OR

The writer Jonathan Swifts, version of two nations at constant war over which way to stand a boiled egg!

Because for such an Evil Genius to be smart enough to achieve that level or world domination, they would also have to be clever enough not to believe their own bullshit.

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People like me would be some of the very first to be made an

“Example out of”

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So, the choice might be

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Subjugation by an All-Powerful Evil Overlord,

OR

The death or our entire species!

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Let’s face it,

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No one in the time frame available will be able to take over the world,

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So, we are most certainly doomed by the very ingrained nature of the whole of humanity itself!

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But hand on heart,

If I had to choose, as one possible example, between,

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A)

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A so-called 'Saved Earth' controlled by so-called ‘perfect’ white supremacist race ruling a clean pretty ‘pseudo paradise’ world

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Or

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B)

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Having the Earth scorched of every living cell!

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The out of those two options I would scream.

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“Pass me that flame thrower!”

“The Earth is Toast!”

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Because I’d much rather we all died FREE than exist in a Nazi-controlled world!

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(Or however else it might be “Rebranded”)

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That level of price for our species survival is much too high!

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Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
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