comedy
Humor and comedy in the science fiction and fantasy space.
Chronically Offline. Honorable Mention in Scroll No More Challenge.
“Chat, chat, check this out!” Jack exclaimed, doing a sharp turn sans-signal onto the highway ramp. “I’m telling you. Before I started hitting the gym, no bitches. Now- I can't go anywhere without some Stacy tryna get with me. Shit is insane . And here's the thing they don't tell you,' he added, speeding up to pass a few cars at once, 'once you can basically fuck anyone you want-'
By Raistlin Allen15 days ago in Futurism
Welcome to the Neighborhood
[EMERGENCY MESSAGE VIA NASA] 48 hours ago, a pulsed laser transmission originating from deep space was intercepted by SETI and translated by AI. This transcript is being delivered by fax to all global heads of state, due to the ongoing wireless communications blackout.
By Dana Crandell17 days ago in Futurism
Rotary or Die!. Honorable Mention in Scroll No More Challenge.
Well, I didn't even notice...at first. Please, sit up straight. No reason to ruin your posture just because of a phone. You wanted to know why I was so calm in the middle of all this nonsense and noise, and I am going to try to be as honest as a lady can when there seems to be no more rules to follow.
By Kendall Defoe 19 days ago in Futurism
People living in the moment
I stepped out of my apartment and onto my balcony, holding my phone up to the sky. "Accept my offering!" I cried. No signal. My phone still did not work. Weird. Okay. No biggie. Mrs. Bowman beneath me also came out onto her balcony. She held her phone to the sky. Little Hayden, age 7 months, rested against her hip.
By Bird House23 days ago in Futurism
Smartfall: 25 Years Later. Honorable Mention in Scroll No More Challenge.
As we reach the 25th anniversary of Smartfall, also known as Reboot Day, we sat down with several local figures to discuss that fateful day and the impact it still has a quarter century later.
By Aaron Morrison25 days ago in Futurism
You Win Some, You Lose Some
Coby stared at his cup of tea, like it had done something wrong even though he hadn’t taken a single sip. It was probably good. As usual. It was his favorite flavor of his favorite brand of tea. Coby had plenty of relaxing memories of sipping this tea in the morning while he browsed through the news on his phone.
By Rebecca Patton29 days ago in Futurism
