Genome : Prelude

*Prelude*

Cop: Unit 13 to detective Smith.

Smith: Smith! Go ahead.

Cop: We got him, we're at the warehouse of 6th & Grant

Smith: Copy that, Smith out. (I finally got him)

*police car driving*

*arrives at warehouse*

Smith: Where is HE?!

Cop: This way sir

*walks in*

Lash: Sup SMITTAAYY?!! Long time no...

*Smith sticks gun in Lash's mouth*

Smith: Shut up you SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!!

*Cop shoots Smith in the head*

Lash: YAATZEEE!!!!

Cop: Get the sample.

*2nd cop fills capsule with blood*

Lash: And the greatest backstabbing GRAMMY goes to *drum roll* the cop guy, in the blue tie!

Cop: I wouldn't chit chat so much if i were you, you just killed one of our most highly decorated detectives.

Lash: Yeaa i WISH!

Cop: Well you'll be going to jail for it anyway.

Lash: OK cool, does that mean free board and meals? You know, i really do appreciate the gesture but i don't like taking credit for kills I didn't make.

Cop 2: Well you're taking credit for this one.

*In the court house*

Lash: I mean come on, if I killed him do you think I would have waited with his body for the cops to arrive? Or think I called them on myself? Being me, I would have killed him and took off. And who would be more fun than him to try and kill?

Judge: We find you guilty of murder in the first degree. I hereby sentence you to death by lethal injection.

Lash: That's going to be one BOMB ASS trip.

*3 months later, lethal injection*

Priest: Any last words?

Lash: Yes

*Priest looks at cops and back at Lash*

Priest: Well?...

Lash: Oh, "yes". That was it. Lets get this show on the road!

*Cops strap him on table*

Lash: So exactly HOW high will this get me?

Guard: Enough to kill you

Lash: Hahaha good one, I'm gunna use that later!

*injects him*

Lash: Alright... To the moon!!

*Cop lady draws blood from other arm*

Lash: BITCH!!!! Heyyyyy... you wanna have my kids?

*end scene*

*Years later*

*Couple lying in bed*

James: Emergency page, I have to go baby.

Kim: OK baby, I'll see you later, love you.

James: Love you too.

*Dr Office*

Kim: I'm here for my pap smear.

Nurse: OK, please fill this cup with a urine sample and lie on the table. The doctor will be with you shortly.

*on table*

Dr: OK lets have a look, everything seems to be fine here so lets have a look at your urine results.... Guess whose going to be a MOMMY!!

KIM: WHAAAATT!?!?!

DR: Yep, and that's not all, its twins!

Kim: You've gotta be kidding me.

Dr: Not kidding Ms. Novak, and it is also no joking matter. We found a slight bacteria in your urine.

Kim: Is it harmful?

Dr: Well we don't want to take any chances so we're going to give you something to get rid of it.

Kim: OK.

Dr: So we are going to put you to sleep for a few minutes.

Kim: What for?

Dr: So we can let your body concentrate purely on the medicine without interruption.

*After procedure*

Dr: Wakey wakey, all finished.

Kim: That was it?

Dr. Yep, now take one of these pills everyday and come back in 7 days.

Kim: OK, thank you doctor.

*Kim exits*

Dr: We finally got them.

Dr 2: What pills did you give her ?

Dr: A type of birth control that will make her body think its pregnant by tricking her hormones so there are no abnormalities. Now lets get these eggs to the lab for work so they're ready to be put back in her by next visit.

*One week later*

Dr: So you're back, have you been feeling OK?

Kim: For the most part, i feel a little sick to my stomach sometimes.

Dr: That is completely normal, we are going to put you to sleep and see how the medication did.

*Later*

Dr: Guess what Ms. Novak?

Kim: Huh?

Dr: The results are back and you are all better with 2 healthy embryos.

Kim: Thank you Dr. I don't know what I'd do without you.

*7 months later*

Surgeon: Dr! Patient 872 is going into labor and having contractions every few seconds. She needs attention

Dr: I'm here, lets have these babies... PUSH!!

KIM: AHHH!!!

*Moments later*

Dr: Here are your babies miss Novak

*One baby is white and one black*

Kim: ...Wait, why is one... different?

Dr: Ha well sometimes with twins each baby will inherit a different a different parent's genes, or the same parent, but dormant gene.

*Science lab*

Scientist: Code name: Shadow & Loathe

Original donors: Smith & Lash

Gene transition: Manipulation

Operation: Homo-Ultimus

Operation: 28 & 25

We have finally done it!

*Novak home, months later*

Kim: SHAWN, LARRY!!!! NO!! I cant wait until you two can talk, you're walking at an incredibly early age, at 10 months already walking and running.

*Kids bedroom*

Kim: OK goodnight you two, sweet dreams!

*Middle of the night*

*CRAASSHHH*

Kim: What was that!?

*Runs to kids room, window broken, kids gone*

Kim: OH MY GOD MY BABIES!!!

*Cops arrive*

Cop: So we'll let you know as soon as we find out anything.

Kim; Thank you officers, i just hope they're OK.

*2 days later*

*Knocking on door*

Kim: How can I help you officer?

Cop: I'm afraid i have some bad news Ms. Novak

Kim: Bad news?

Cop: We have found the remains of you children

Kim: WHAT!?

*cop holds up clothes*

Cop: It looks like they were burned and all that's left is ashes

Kim: Oh GOD (sobbing)

*end of prelude*