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Gemini is in for some Double Trouble this Go Around

By DEEJAY Published 3 years ago 5 min read
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What great birthday 🥳

Well Gemini ♊️, it’s that time of year. You’re feeling amazing 🤩 because it only rolls around once a year and you’ve been penned up pandemic 😷 style for far too long. Your fun side says I’m ready to tear my mask off and hit the club bouncing off the walls til dawn 😊. Meanwhile, your sensible vaccinated side is saying whoa 😮 hold up there!! Let’s find a great outdoor beach 🏖 party to cut loose at as that would be just as fun. Sand, Surf, music wall to wall maybe vaccinated people...(But would it?!?)

Well, Gemini ♊️, Mercury might have a little sumptin sumptin to say about your Birthday plans this year. I hate to be the one who bursts your Birthday bubble and becomes the astrological Debbie Downer dropping the negative vibes and casting a shadow on your Birthday plans this year 😮 Gemini ♊️. Sorry but not sorry, Gemini ♊️ this flow of planetary negativity is going to affect the entire globe and it belongs to Mercury’s not so friendly reversal of motion. That backwards motion will remind you of the need to plan ahead, leave earlier and align your OCD skills because it’s effects will keep you busy when not at the window tossing your PC after clubbing it multiple times in a fit of rage over nonfunctional hardware issues. Oh yes it’s back with a vengeance, the ever loved Mercury Retrograde.

Retrograde might bump you back a little and leave you feeling less than celebratory, romantic or on top of your game. Mercury goes Retrograde in Gemini on May 29, but you will start feeling those effects as early as May 15th during the pre-shadow. Thats the time just prior to Retrograde, when Mercury starts twerking, winding up and grinding on your life enough to keep you on your toes looking for paper work you were sure you sent, picking up cake orders that were never placed and shopping for new cell phone service only to understand that you’re just in a full blown communication nightmare. You finally realize maybe saying nothing is your best option because lose/lose are your best options. That’s when Retrograde is just warming up and giving you a little teaser of what havoc that is about to rain 🌧 down on you from the planets. Then comes the full on backwards motion of Mercury, kicking and screaming pulling your hair and dragging you all the way back with it through the next few weeks as you pray that this doesn’t end in the loss of a job, or friendship because this sh*t is serious. This is surely a time that technology is not your friend. Double check email communications, PowerPoint presentations, spell check everything and DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, send anything when you’re 😡 angry. If you don’t need to send or say something...DONT.

This is also a time when you should not sign contracts or buy any new big ticket 🎫 items like cars or homes. This is because these things could go seriously wrong during this time for you and that could come back to haunt you years from now. This includes marriage proposals. If you love ❤️ her Gemini ♊️ she will wait until you are communicating on a better level and your life is not murked up in backwards motion ruling planet oversight. You will never truly know if you meant this or if it was a miscommunication during a time of duress. (Which you are undoubtedly in). Every thing worthwhile is worth the wait Gemini ♊️ so factor that in and it should get you through this time period.

Phones and faxes are known to have service issues during these times as well as others telecommunications. Expect travel delays in traffic or other travel of any kind in the air, or by train or boat. Vacation plans could be suddenly canceled or your room might have been given to someone else. Oh no Gemini ♊️ what a horrible experience for your Birthday 😥. (Just keep your chin up, it does end). If your car is going to break down it will be now whether flat tire (unresolved issues with an Ex?!?), overheating (should have kept that last appointment to get your oil and fluids checked?!?) or basically done for good(cheaped out and kept that car one more year....?!?) Well, prepare for the preposterous this is the routine Retrograde curse and it will last through June 22nd with the post shadow (yes there’s that too) ending July 7th. The post shadow is much simpler and feels like a breath of fresh air after what you just went through Gemini ♊️ so just ride that post shadow out and take it as a Recovery week. You need it. Now that it’s over let’s take an overall assessment: Mercury has gone and mucked up two holidays this year for you Gemini ♊️ and plainly that is devastating. I can only say that enduring 2020 was thought to be a test of your patience but it appears that 2021 has proved to be much more of the same. Good thing that you have two sides to deal with all of this nonesense offering you much more patience than the average member of the Zodiac and this year you have certainly needed that temperament.

After getting through these two years Gemini ♊️, I have to say your life will not only be back on track but you will have become much more resilient, resourceful, and become a stronger person as a result of these trying times. Chalk it up to life experience and understand that there are worse things in life to tackle that you haven’t seen but you certainly are ready to take them on if you had to.

Now once that this is over get that vacation and camping gear ready Gemini ♊️. You need to start picking places on the map for one tank destinations because you Gemini ♊️ will be ready to destroy them!! After all of this it will be time to get out there and hit the beaches 🏖 and some outdoor camp grounds. You definitely need some nature and outside activity to ground you and make you feel like a part of the planet again. That would keep your mind off of pandemic issues and unvaccinated people who could present themselves. You after all have done a great job of managing yourself and you deserve to make the most of the sunshine ☀️ and your wonderful life and summer.

Finally, something worth doing and destinations worth going to. No more backyard tan for you Gemini ♊️ once July is in full swing you are officially vacation bound! Happy Belated Birthday 🥳 let the magic 🪄 begin. Put all of the past two years behind you because this next few will be fantastic!!!

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