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F U C K E R your wife spells. It’s the word she chooses after D U M B A S S.
“You mad at me?” You ask.
“No.” She hums and uses the tiles: B, R, I, T, C, H, E, S to spell B I T C H.
You shrug and write G O D.
She takes your O, writes C O M P L E X.
“You sure you’re not mad?” You ask.
“Why?”
“Your words…” you explain. “What you’re spelling isn’t nice.”
“Oh. That. Naw, I just like vile words.” She purrs, and uses her next set of tiles to spell your name.
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Comments (3)
I am still laughing, I can picture the baffled look wondering "what did I do" Excellent
😂😂😂 Umm why don't I believe her? Lol. "'Oh. That. Naw, I just like vile words.' She purrs, and uses her next set of tiles to spell your name." A fight is coming!! How'd you get the idea for this? It's great!
I'm not sure what to say. This is just... wow.