Stuck in the war in Ukraine, desperate Putin summons Stalin's spirit, "Oh, the great leader of Soviet peoples, please help me!"
Stalin's ghost appears. Putin asks, "Comrade Stalin, how do I win the war with Ukraine?"
"The war with whom?" shocked Stalin asks.
"Ukraine! Don't you get briefings where you are? Too many Nazis there, I had to go in!"
Stalin takes a long pipe puff, thinking. "So, Ukraine? First, round up and shoot all dissidents. Second, paint the Kremlin's walls blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"A-ha! I knew you wouldn't question the first part!" Stalin said triumphantly and disappeared.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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