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Welcome to Club Hell

unofficial challenge entry - Drabble

By Andrea Corwin Published 10 months ago • 1 min read
Welcome to Club Hell
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This is a drabble for Lana's unofficial challenge:

Putin saw, Джозеф, emblazoned on the forehead of a man shaking him. “Wake up, Vlad.”

“Where am I?”

“Where else would you be but HADES, you moron? Elon is courting Masha so he can receive immortality on earth. She uses birth control, so don’t worry, there will be no Musk grandchild in your family line. Welcome to Club Hell!”

“You look like Joseph Stalin.”

“Duh, great mind you have. I’m head over the Russian mob for Cataha. Welcome to your new immortal home inside the gates of hell. Now get to work shoveling. Our commander likes it extra hot here.”

Copyright © 1/11/2026 by Andrea O. Corwin

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