UGH

you're always stealing the sheets

and the food from my plate

you can really get mean

when things don't go your way

you hog the whole sofa

and never take out the trash

last week you took my loofa

but never bothered to ask

you drool when you drink

and never clean up your messes

you leave your hair in the sink

always leaving me guessing

who do you think you are!

does the world spin around you?

you leave your crap in the car

and your breath smells like poo

when I ask you for something

you stare like I'm not even there

you really get my heart pumping

when you act like you don't care

you bark orders for attention

when you are ready to go

and have I failed to mention

your mishaps in the snow

the neighbors see you coming

and make a straight line for the door

under their breath they are mumbling

you should be chained to the door

once upon a time you were sweet and

always trying your best

but it seems as of late

you've become quite a pest

I suppose if I'm honest

you are you, cause of me

there was no way you could promise

you wouldn't steal my heart from me