Trump's Legacy
A Drabble Joke
Trump died.
Two years later, he gets permission to go back to Earth for one hour.
He goes into a NYC diner, orders a burger, and asks the server how things are going for America.
The shocked man says, "Wow, sir, we have the most incredible empire thanks to you! Greenland, Panama, Cuba, and Canada are all ours!"
"That's great, tremendous. What about Europe?"
"Oh yes," says the server, "They couldn't resist us either!"
"That's so beautiful! My legacy is great. I have to go now, how much do I owe you?"
"Ten yuan and fifty-seven fen, Mr. President, sir."
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100 words exactly makes it a Drabble.
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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