Time Gentlemen, Please
A feminist restructuring of Jim Cartwright’s Two. In this play, we explore third-party harassment against women in the 80’s working in a northern pub.
Time gentlemen, please
Introduction – A feminist restructuring of Jim Cartwright’s Two. In this play we explore third-party harassment against women in the 80’s working in a northern pub. In this first scene, we are introduced to all the girls in a shoal movement sequence that is loud and lively like a pub at 8 o’clock on a hot Saturday evening.
SCENE 1
(Audience enter to an immersive pub stage layout.)
(Bar, tables, stools, snug, centre stage is a collection of crates/barrels to suggest the world outside.)
(LX are moody, haze fills the room to suggest smoke. Candles on tables. Intimate and cosy.)
(‘Take on Me’ by A-Ha karaoke playing in background.)
(Music: INSTRUMENTAL “Come on Eileen” playing in the background during the spoken verse)
(Note: The audience enter into an empty bar. Sticky carpet. Smell of Bitter and Tobacco.)
(Stage direction: The group enter one by one saying their line. Opening the piece each carrying a prop. Crate, washcloth, apron etc.)
ABBY: The night rolls on
CAIT: Light blurs
EMMA: The roaring slurs
ALL: And so, pours the lager (Stage direction: pose cheering with a glass)
ABBY: (Stage direction: Moving around the pub as she talks, the rest of the group is freeze frozen)
Cheap chips, Cashews, Crisps
Cursing, Kissing
Twist, Lips
Come on,
Sip, Swig
Sup ya buggers
Hand over the glasses
Not the ones on your head!
Total arses! (Stage direction: the freeze frame for the rest of group is broken, everyone changes position)
ALL:
The night rolls on
Light blurs
The roaring slurs
And so, pours the lager ...
EMMA (Stage direction: as before, EMMA starts moving while the rest of the group is frozen)
Pint of mild
For weird John at the bar
ALL: HIYA!
EMMA: Rambling on about an old scar
Down on his luck
Lost his old truck
Offering to pay for a cheeky...
ALL: (others join without missing a beat) ...fuck off!
The night rolls on
Light blurs
The roaring slurs
And so, pours the lager …
CAIT (Stage direction: is sitting cross legged at a stool by the bar, while everyone else is freeze framed)
Another mild
Jack and coke
On the bar there’s another bloke
Asking me to smile
When he tells his jokes (ALL forcefully laugh. Cut short by vocalisations of disgust)
Time to escape for a cheeky smoke
ALL:
The night rolls on
Light blurs
The roaring slurs
And so pours the lager
(Stage direction: everyone goes to the crates, and smokes for ten seconds...the music also stops so that they are left in silence sniffling: lights on pub walls and near optics dim over 1 second and the centre crates are lit with two cool blue soft overhead spotlights to indicate a street lamp and moonlight. They are now outside away from the alcohol jungle enjoying a small nicotine pleasure)
Poppy (Stage direction: ALL head to the bar, Poppy is notably behind the bar)
(Stage direction: Poppy looks around)
Come On
(Lights up. Music begins again. Momentum of the Alcohol Jungle resumes.)
Pull , Pull,
Drip drip Drop
Stop
Shouting and slurring
LULU (stage direction: slow motion movements from the rest of the group around the bar)
Barrels’ empty
ALL: 'Barrel’s empty!'
LULU: Step step step
Down into darkness
Cool
Mouldy
Mouldy but cool
Unplug the old and in with the new
Lines changed!
ALL: 'Lines changed!’
(Stage direction: everyone leaves the bar carrying things to different tables where audience are seated. Pint glasses etc.)
ABBY: step step step
up the stairs
and back in the room
CAIT: Pub is swaying
LULU: Piano playing
EMMA: Darts are flying
POPPY: Southern softies crying
ALL:
The night rolls on
Light blurs
The roaring slurs
And so, pours the lager …
(EXITS: ABBY exits upstage left behind optics wall, upstage right LULU 'STAFF ONLY' , Emma downstage right 'GENTS', POPPY downstage right 'LADIES')
(Stage direction: CAIT remains on stage behind the bar for scene 2.)
About the Creator
Abby Cunningham
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