Tim's Twist of Time
When Predictions Embrace the Absurdity of Irony
Meet Tim, who had an unusual talent. He possessed the incredible ability to make perfect predictions—about the past. With precise accuracy, he'd recount what had already happened. People marveled at his useless gift.
His friend said, “Tim, tell me the winning lottery numbers!”
Tim grinned, “Sure! They're 2, 14, 26, 32, 40, and 45.”
His friend excitedly bought the ticket, only to find out later that Tim's predictions had never been about the future. Tim's life proved that sometimes, even the most accurate forecasts could be hilariously irrelevant.
About the Creator
Ashleigh Nicole
I'm an Aquarius, which basically means I'm naturally creative and innovative with a dash of weirdo.
As a former executive chef with a culinary degree and over five years freelance writing experience, I craft narratives to inspire and engage.
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