Till Death Due Us Part
Lana V Lynx Unofficial Challenge-- Fucked Up Wedding Toast
This toast is for my ex-wife Carole and Brian. I have no idea what I am doing at this wedding, but don't worry I have not checked the mail in two days. I feel very powerful at this moment, feeling that I have the power to ruin everything with the stroke of a pen or lack of a stroke. However, I would like to wish you both years of happiness, and mortgage payments, and babies and child support. I will be sure to sign on the dotted line, granting you, the freedom to remarry, of course you just did that.
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Gregory Payton
I am retired Air Force. I like to write poetry, and about the economy, and about current events.I have lost a lot in my life and I also write about processing grief.
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