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Thieves R Us...

~~Entry For Lana's Unofficial Inappropriate Retirement Send-off Challenge~~

By Tiffany GordonPublished 3 days ago 1 min read

Here is my entry for Lana's Unofficial Inappropriate Retirement Send-Off Challenge:

"Dear X,

You've made a huge impact. Thank you for continually taking my ideas and repurposing them as your own. I admire your resourcefulness.

Also, thanks for finding my engagement ring near the sink in the employee bathroom. It was so sweet of you to drop it in your purse for safekeeping. It's a good thing that I walked in when I did or I wouldn't have been able to witness your kindness first-hand.

I hear that Thieves R Us is looking for volunteers. I think that you would be the perfect person to represent them. Merry Retirement!"🥳

You can find out more about Lana's challenge here:

Thanks for stopping by!

Much Love,

Tiffa Go 🌸

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About the Creator

Tiffany Gordon

I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.

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    Written by Tiffany Gordon