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The Thanks For Nothing Feast: A Family Gathering Like No Other

A Dinner Party Where Grievances Are Served with a Side of Fake Gratitude

By DaphsamPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
Created in Canva by Daphsam

You are cordially invited to a

Thanks For Nothing Dinner Party

When: Thanksgiving Day, when everyone holds hands, puts a smile on their face, and recites what they are grateful for.

But in reality, they express their fake gratitude for things in their lives that don’t mean squat to them.

at 4:00 PM - Until the last family member storms out

at: Your Loving Family Abode

123 Fake It Street

No Questions Asked, Gullible State, 000-LOL

What To Bring:

A list of grievances on how much stress your loving family bestowed when they didn’t show compassion, empathy, understanding or doing you a favor but dropped the providable football just when it’s time for Thanksgiving football!

Rsvp: What’s the fun in finding out who doesn’t have the guts to show up ahead of time. Let it be a surprise!

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Trying my hand at satire humor writing! I hope you all find it funny as it had me in stitches!

Thank you for reading!

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Daphsam

A dyslexic dreamer who once thought reading and writing were beyond reach. Yet here I am, an artist, wordsmith, and illustrator—ready to weave stories and poems from my artwork.

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