The Stoner Fairy
A Half-baked Micro Fiction
She comes to me - I sure as fuck can’t get up!
Those last few hits really did me in.
The Stoner Fairy is sweet and kind; she'll handle all.
How else does my vape refill - without my recollection?
Or these dishes arrive; truest culinary masterpieces in stoners’ minds?
Cheese, carbs, and… something else; the tender texture of peanut butter.
My mind says, “gross” but my stomach says, “sure”. After all, the Stoner Fairy’s never done me wrong!
She cuddles close to watch our favorite shows, joint in hand.
Then we play a joyous game of, “Puff, Puff, Pass”.
About the Creator
Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)
A spin on her last name, "Baker's Dozen" are opinion lists on various topics. She also enjoys writing about her World of Warcraft main, The Ghastly Bulk Merchant Shadowsithe Ghoststrike, and occasionally partakes in fiction challenges.
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