The Seven Blunders of the World

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-K.D.

1. The Great Pyramid of Pizza Boxes

A roommate once decided to build the largest pyramid of pizza boxes ever seen. The subsequent fire and court case was one that continued to be discussed well past our necessary move.

2. Colosssus of Rudolph

A neighbour attempted to create the largest Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer display for the Christmas season. Neighbours rose up and tore it down, creating damage to both the homeowner’s property and several snowmen.

3. Overhanging Gardens of Bad Neighbours

Two neighbours took their squabble over their gardens and plant life to the local city court. The case is subsequently discussed by the major news networks and because a cause celeb for celebrities and local horticulturalists. No verdict is given, but the garden subsequently dies out on both sides of the property line and interest in the case is lost.

4. Lit House of DJ Alex

The infamous DJ Alex (Alexander Robalane) hosts one of the all-time great house parties on one private island for several days. The damage to property and the loss of life end his career and the island is subsequently closed to the public.

5. Statue of Olympia…Dukakis

Superfan Michael “Moonstruck” Daniels, inspired by the Colossus of Rudolph, attempts to build a statue in his hometown in tribute to the late Oscar winner. The loss of life and damage to city property again is due to the behaviour of neighbours and the hubris of the creator.

6. The Masoleum of Halitosis

No information is given as to who was the actually creator of this tribute to a medical condition. General disgust and public scorn lead to the end of the patronage and interest in the building. No subsequent damage to local tourism noted.

7. ?

The author is not aware of the final blunder worth noting in his report. Perhaps the reader can find one and contact the writer with that information.

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