The runaway turtle train

"Damn turtles," the bank manager replied to the detective on the scene. The detective said, "What do you mean? Turtles? Huh? I don't think you've got them all," he said, "Mr. Dingaling you need a psych evaluation stat."

Mr. Dingaling replied, " I need to get off my jollies seriously I don't need your stinking no good quack of a shrink." Mr. Dingaling also mentioned, "If you do not track down them horny teenage mutant ninja turtles that stole all my diamonds and trillions of dollars in all 100 dollar bills you're not any good and I will have your cotton picking lousy job you are a stupid loser if you don't catch them retarded thieving-ass turtles.

So the turtles started plotting some more. They went and made a rap song and they were fake snitching on themselves thru their lyrics and their beats were super cold yo. They rapped about shooting and killing snitch-9 the lame-ass rapper that snitched out the gang. Snitch-9 snitched and was told by the court that he lied and would be held in contempt within a hot second, the turtles laughed so fucking hard they fell off of their seats, and that made strangers catch the laughter like it was contagious.