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The Revolution Will Not Be Circumcised

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By Kendall Defoe Published about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
The Revolution Will Not Be Circumcised
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The revolution...

...will not take something away from you before you have had time to enjoy it.

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The revolution...

...will always leave a tip, something off the top, a little bit extra, whether it is asked for or not.

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The revolution...

...won't make jokes about turtlenecks, snails without a shell, or gloves, socks and garden hoses.

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The revolution...

...won't ask questions about where things end up after the procedure.

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The revolution...

...will cut off its line of thought right here, ignoring the chance to make a terrible joke after a great set up.

Really? ... REALLY?!

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