The Party

“Chug, chug, chug,” they chanted as I did a keg stand. It was hazing at a college party. I drank until I threw up, then drank some more. I was so wasted, I asked everyone out, guy or girl, and told everyone I loved them. I couldn’t drink anymore so I found a secret corner and laid down for an hour. It’s a good thing, too, because the police showed up on a noise complaint and arrested everyone else. I was the only one who remained free that night. I wasn’t going to go to another college party with them.