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The New Olympians

T'aint Miss Bea Haven

By Roy StevensPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read
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And lo, through the veiled haze the people finally remembered the old ways of worship. Apollo awoke first before rousing Hera then Zeus. When mighty Zeus saw how humans had defiled his Earth, he angrily swept away the foulness, telling his people to befoul no longer.

The people finally remembered how to worship their gods

Then Zeus wakened great Poseidon to cleanse the oceans. The thunder god was enraged by plastic islands upon his seas and moved to drown all humans. But Demeter calmed him, asking Poseidon to clean away the offal first.

His waters once again clean, the sea god was happy.

Poseidon's Joy

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Comments (11)

  • Donna Fox (HKB)about a year ago

    Roy, this was funny as sin! 🤣 I loved it, wish the humour community was out when you published this!! Would have been an amazing fit for it!

  • OMG 😆😆😆😆😆😆❗❗❗❗❗ Awesome My friend❤️

  • Abby Kay Mendoncaabout a year ago

    What did I just read? 😆

  • Donna Reneeabout a year ago

    I…. I….. um……Well. This was…certainly….um… 🤣🤣👏🫣. Great job!! That’s all I got! 🤣

  • Naomi Goldabout a year ago

    LMAO! 🤣

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    Good lord.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha gosh this was so funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Yeah, by the looks of it I'd agree with you. Poseidon's pretty happy--or at least inspired!

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  • J. S. Wadeabout a year ago

    I can hear a passing ship’s klaxon going off now! The Intercom blasts, “All cockswains needed on the bridge.”

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    Holy monument, Batman!!! 😮🤣😂🤣😂😅🤦🏽‍♀️ What kind of gods do you pray to? This was a fun, erecting read, Roy. And probably another Top Story!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Lol. This is great. I see you got a pic of Dickieburg. 😂

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