š»The Drunken Tongueš„
One too many... Written for the Lana V. Lynx unofficial challenge, 'Fucked-up wedding Toasts'. Word limit: 75-150
Okay, my turn!
Iām Heidiās currently drunk uncle Denny. And I āhckā, want to make a toast too. Hooray!
...Heidi, I love you, man.
Even if you were the frisky one, sneaking out at night to hang out with a āhck', bunch of horny boys, youāll always be my favorite niece.
And remember that time I bailed you out of jail for shoplifting? That will 'hck', always be our secret....
And look at the man she just bagged! I'm not a gay or nothin, but cāmon! Iād āhckā, marry him too, haha. I donāt even care that he's Asian. Just wait till you see the geniuses Heidi spits out. Asians are āhckā, smarrrrt people...
Cheers to you Heidi and uh... Ju-ang, Ju-ang-yen? Can't I just call you Fred?
Anyway, love you both, man...
Is it me, or is it 'hck', gettin dizzy in hereā¦
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(144 words)
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