The All-you-can-eat Garbage Buffet Heist
Rings the Raccoon Plans His Biggest Steal Yet
"You wanna what?" Walnut the squirrel asked incredulously.
"I dunno if we can do that, Rings..." Gummybear said, equally bewildered by Rings' new "plan".
"Guys, come on!" Rings pleaded. The raccoon motioned at the dumpster behind the eatery next to the woods they all called home, "Gummybear needs to really fatten up this year before hibernation, and after our last trash bash, people put up fences even he can't bust through. And got dogs. This is as good as we're gonna get!"
"But do we have to steal the whole dumpster?" asked Walnut.
"We? You know it's gonna be me moving that heavy thing..." grumbled Gummybear.
"All right, all right... I guess we don't have to drag the whole dumpster all the way in," Rings said thoughtfully as he scratched his jaw, "but if we can get it to tip over, we'll all have easy access. The humans aren't gonna clean that up right away, so we'll have a little time to scrounge."
With Ring and Walnut's guidance, Gummybear pushed and shoved the dumpster over to a large rock at the edge of the woods, using the rock to tip it over.
CRASH!
"Jackpot! All you can eat!" Rings exclaimed.
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Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)
A spin on her last name, "Baker's Dozen" are opinion lists on various topics. She also enjoys writing about her World of Warcraft main, The Ghastly Bulk Merchant Shadowsithe Ghoststrike, and occasionally partakes in fiction challenges.
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