That's the Kind of Friend He Is

Awright, as most a yee ken, Ahm Tam — the best man an' wan a Frankie's auldest pals. We've been through a load a shite the years.

Ah'm supposed tae tell yee some funny anecdotes aboot oor Francis. Ah didnae wanna drop him in it… but there wis that wan time we were at a fancy clubhouse pool. Ah took a shite in it.

Tae save ma reputation wi one a the lassies there, Frankie took the blame… and actually scooped it out the water wae his bare hawns.

That's the kinda pal Francis is.

The lassie became ma wife.

So cheers tae you Frankie — and congratulations tae the pair a yee!

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: this is for the wonderful Lana's fun Fucked-up Wedding Toasts Unofficial challenge. You have until the end of the month to take part, so do it!