Texting Drunk

For Raymond G. Taylor's "Oh Jeff flash fiction challenge"

By JBazPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read

Oh Jeff, I love you too… but... WTF?

(Damn I hat spell check, then again I shouldn;t write this drunk).

Oh Jennifer, I like your ~~toe~~ two dogs ~~...bitch~~ ... but...the're ~~skinky~~

stinky and I already tireid to tellyou thakt I'm alergick butt you failed to listen to me. ANd chose them over me.

The rasdh is growing and it itches reel badd now eneryuwhere. SO this is ity I must bid you ~~adoo..~~ ~~adew~~ ... a~~ddyou~~ ....farewell.

Please renember me before I was a red blotchi faced gal.

OH should tyhe dogies perhish and dye...good forbid. Please feel free ot call me.

Forever tours,s

~~Jesciasa~~ Jessica

I couldn't help myself, the need to write one more was driving me insane.

This is for :

Microfiction Humor

I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.

I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.

Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.

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