Satire

Bella's Midnight Heist
In the land of Sparklewood, where the moon dipped into the horizon and painted the sky with hues of crimson and gold, a mystery was brewing. Bella the bat, with her sharp ears and inquisitive eyes, was perched on the windowsill of Professor Hootenanny's cozy little cottage. The Professor, a wise old owl with round glasses and big round eyes, was sipping tea and staring at a cryptic map spread out on his desk.
By Maya2 years ago in Fiction
The Ultimate Cosmic Predators
### **Space Monsters: The Ultimate Cosmic Predators** Space has always fascinated humanity with its infinite possibilities, from the vastness of galaxies to the potential for extraterrestrial life. Among the many speculative ideas that have captured our imaginations, none are as thrilling—and terrifying—as the concept of space monsters. These cosmic beasts, born in the dark recesses of space, serve as both metaphors and warnings, illustrating our fears of the unknown and the potentially hostile universe that surrounds us.
By Someone2 years ago in Fiction
The Advocate. Content Warning.
“So, why should I agree to this?” I'd actually expected something more profound when I opened my mouth, but then again, it wasn't every day you spoke face to face with Old Scratch, himself. Short, grossly overweight, filthy and clad only in spandex briefs, his current appearance wasn't exactly inspiring confidence.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Fiction
MAGA Man
Maniacal mists of moodiness marked the midnight moon looming over middle America. Malcolm Murphy, a menacing mastermind, would soon make his move. Murphy was a middle-aged madman who moved through life in a maze of mishaps and mediocrity. Manifesting the madness consuming him and others just like him, his mind became both manipulated and motivated by one thing: magnifying Donald Trump’s message.
By lazarusInfinity2 years ago in Fiction
The Meh Man
There are days I would pay good money to go back to the days of the slower paced race. But that’s not in the cards for me, not anymore. Not since the day I unintentionally caught their attention.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Fiction
Free Market Man
Listen to the audio version on Spotify (starts at 3:29): (Available on all major platforms—full list) *** It was another evening patrolling the skies, scanning for threats to red-, white-, and blue-blooded Americans everywhere.
By Stephen A. Roddewig2 years ago in Fiction
240 Social Promotion High School — "Where Success is Automatic!" ™
This is my third year at Social Promotion High School. I don't know what I learned the first two years, but I know my third will be just as important. This year I've signed up for the following courses:
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
The climactic O-rigin of Miss Orgasmo. Content Warning.
Alice had been with Ted since high-school, and not once had he brought her to orgasm. It wasn’t his size, he was a well hung man but never took the time or care to please her.
By Kenneth cruz2 years ago in Fiction
The Revolution will be assisted by the next available representative
Listen to the audio version on Spotify (starts at 1:02): (Available on all major platforms—full list) *** After falling into an industrial vat of Marxist dogma, mild-mannered, middle-of-America suburbanite Lane Wilson was transformed into…
By Stephen A. Roddewig2 years ago in Fiction
Wet Feet…
The cruise ship roared and rumbled like some giant best ready to consume us all. I took one final look at land, and then watched the waves carry us away. As the ship left port the strange realization that nothing would ever be the same hit me like a hurricane tearing a tree from its roots.
By Kenneth cruz2 years ago in Fiction
The Righter. Top Story - August 2024.
Mike was still too flabbergasted to think straight. He led a boring, nondescript life, worked a boring job as a convenience store clerk, and had no significant impact on the world around him. Why would he, of all people be given this opportunity? And why had they all just shown up at the store?
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Fiction
The White Knight of The Right Rises. Content Warning.
“Tamsin Johnstone, reporting live outside Crowe Manor, where James Jnr is expected to make an announcement. Wait… who is that?” the reporter said as a man in a white mask emerged from the mansion.
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Fiction