Microfiction
Blazing
"If this between us is real, then I'll stay," he whispered, bowing his head low and crowding her. Someone had swapped the normal blue LED of the streetlight out for a red one, making the entire street look like something out of a nightmare. The animals liked it though, she could tell by the gathering of raccoons at its base and the cats slowly wandering in.
By Silver Daux2 years ago in Fiction
192 Your Daily Heuroscope
URANUS RULES TODAY'S HEUROSCOPE FOR THE FOLLOWING SIGNS Dicks: In the handicapped bathroom stall you will piss the toilet seat and leave the toilet unflushed. You'll offer solace to the wheelchaired man by explaining it's how you found it.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
The Bag - Plan
"What's going on, Anna?" "They're stuck." "Who are? I thought you said it was Ella?" Anna knitted her eyebrows. "It is Ella but...someone's with her." Her eyes moved as if they were scanning a screen, searching. "I can't get a clear read but..." and here she smiled, "it's good."
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Fiction
191 Astrology 2.0 (Asshōlogy). Content Warning.
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL ASTROLOGICAL UNION In response to the scientific community which has successfully propagated the idea that astrology is bullshit, we of the IAU have proposed implementation of a new astrological classification based--not on the Zodiac--but the Blowbac system. That is, what people are, based on how they act and the names given them by others.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Absent Resident
Emilio ran through the French doors and scanned the empty garden. Joseph had gone. How could they let this happen? Normally the night staff were very careful to ensure the outside doors were locked. The Rosa Salva retirement community guaranteed that a family's elders would be safe and well looked after here. But this morning, the door was open and the room was empty.
By Addison Alder2 years ago in Fiction










