SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T KNOW❗❗
The Reason For Presidents and Why Money Exists📈 💵My Entry to the Vocal Challenge Mythmaker…
All of the presidents Had One Thing in common…
(They Were the President)Duh
Ok 👌 just one more time:
All of The Presidents Had One Thing in Common…
(They Were a Baby Daddy)😆
Okay 😔 Just One More:
All of The Presidents Had One Thing in Common…
(They were Getting 💲Money) 💲💵
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Many people have Questioned The Reason why we have a President.
I happened to know the reason why Each of them Became the president and Surely I will advise you to have a seat before I furthermore spill this Tea 🫖…
Back in the past A.C
People were loosely abiding by the street, and everyone was having Babies…
The only way to Contain the world and Control a Baby Momma was to be a Baby Daddy.
So The world Agreed on Having Baby Daddies stand in Control and They Labeled them as Presidents.
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Some of our well-known and Soon To be Presidents had roughly 6 different Baby mommas… Not to single anyone out in the spotlight but (Obama ) was known as Everybody's Baby Daddy, But that was Cool Because that's what Really Got Him Elected and he Became President. (Obama) knew How to keep a Bitch in Check❗
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The Streets Needed Order, But You Had to know about handling Shit, So The Town voted for the Guys who were known to exist as Good Baby Daddies❗❗
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This Trend Still Existing Currently and is what's Keeping the Presidential Campaigns on The Rise, but lately, I heard some specific metier has Revised not Just Baby Daddy Status, now Street Credit is a Must so perhaps More Gangster Additionally the probability of you being president❗
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(Trump) got wing of that news and He Started robbing everyone He also collected Baby Mommas along with the Journey.
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That reminds me of the First President (George)He Actually made them Invent money and The Reason we have Money now is That he had to look after his Baby Mommas so he told them to start making money… He had the same Baby momma as the other Dude(John Hanson) but he also had money so He was labeled as the first President…
So There is Another Reason We Have Presidents because The Baby Mommas need Money 💵… and the Reason we have Money is To Buy Baby Momma's Stuff❗
Now That's All The Tea ☕🫖yall are gonna get from me…
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Dude! Hahahhahahahahahahahahah! This was hilarious! I laughed so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha this is very funny - nicely done
😂😂😍🤩 I loved this, Lonzo. Now hopefully the future presidents will all learn to respect the dollar.
Haha. Good one.
Hehe, really funny and very good point.
While I'm sure there were many, Warren Harding pops into my head as one of the presidents who had an illegitimate child. I'm sure so many others became president for the reasons you mentioned. This was agret piece of writing and really made me think.
interesting and funny
This was funny and enjoyable story 😂🥳💕🥰
That's a lot of tea. But it makes as much sense as anything else, lol.
👀 This is definitely one of the most unique entries I've read! lol
LOL This was so creative! It reminded me of Benita Batrell ( I think that was her last name), the gossip played by Kim Wayans on 1990s In Living Color! :) Thx 4 the chuckle! This was super-entertaining!