
Mierdanistan is one of the two hundred associated but revolutionary states of the American Republic. However, the communists of Juanolia continue to attempt to liberate them, launching unexpected attacks that destroy and diminish their population. Being isolated from the outside world, the government of this population is socialist and socially unbalanced; for example, marriage contracts do not exist, and emotional considerations dictate voluntary fidelity. Anyone can sleep with anyone without legal repercussions. Despite its isolation, Mierdanistan is one of the most economically important states, although internally, it is extremely poor. It has two valleys, one of which features a large, mountainous coffee plantation. Ironically, this plantation cultivates a bitter, strong coffee that was highly valued before the "Hundred Years' War." However, the people of Mierdanistan prefer a simple life, enjoying theIt exists as a cultural phenomenon, and in a way, as a familiar social practice. While there may not be a strong sense of family values, people come together to share their joys and sorrows, often in a forced and uncomfortable manner, with a strained and painful atmosphere.
Sinsa was born in one of the mining villages nestled in that vast, mysterious mountain. Her parents were lifelong government employees and produced this coffee during a period of prosperity, as it was so acidic that the national army mixed it with sulfur to create a deadly gas that significantly helped to suppress Simón Pérez's communist hordes in the final years of the international war. After the war ended, no one ever heard of this coffee, which incidentally was also a powerful antidote to pancreatic cancer. However, a mysterious public health group eradicated the crops, claiming the opposite. Subsequently, the World Health Organization signed an agreement with the Americans to sell the pseudo-hallucinogenic drugs at a low cost, which were found to be effective against various illnesses. People found them to be superior to alcohol, and when they became addicted to these pharmaciesThey started charging exorbitant fees, when a single gram of copper cost a few cents, the American dollar became virtually impossible to obtain. Having a dollar bill became a legend, and this was broken when the central bank issued them. Now, "Merdistan" has become a state associated with the United States.
Sinsa was born into poverty, with her elderly parents who had no crops, no resources, and certainly no hope. They moved to the city, where her mother died at the hands of the cadets, who were supported by the mayor. Sinsa's father was captured by these men, and his young daughter, Sinsa, watched in tears as her father was forced into the war. However, on her last sighting of him, he gave her a tender smile, which Sinsa carried in her heart. She later learned that the pilot of the military plane had deliberately crashed it at a false base in Juanolia.
Sinsa had been through many hands, and one of her caretakers was an old, disheveled man who ate dirt if he fell. He was so unintelligent that to avoid Sinsa's crying, he would simply leave her in the pigsty. However, during a military inspection, aimed at providing food for troops on the front lines, the commander, Pimienta, took the girl and the pigs and chickens. Throughout the journey, his soldiers were assigned to look after her, even during battle, they even fashioned a makeshift carrier for her while continuing to fire. Six months later, the commander arrived triumphantly in the capital. The soldiers made a grand military entrance, and Sinsa, carried by Commander Pimienta, smiled and offered kisses to the people, who responded with pride, joy, and flowers.
Most women had come to accept a life devoid of outward appearances; this was seen as the natural order of things, and women were expected to conform to societal norms, as a man was considered the head of the household. Consequently, a woman was expected to fulfill her sexual desires, as dictated by the agreement reached at the congress. However, Pimienta had different ideas. One day, she witnessed a woman engaging in sexual relations with another man, and in a fit of anger, she shot the man, dragged the woman, naked, and locked her away until after the war.
On that day, a man was seen publicly punishing a child with a bamboo cane. He was an elderly, agitated man. Pimienta grabbed the boy by the hair and threw him onto the tank's wheels. He then instructed Sinsa to carry the young boy, Abdulah, to the woman who was being held captive. Upon releasing her, she swore to be loyal to Pimienta. Suspicious, Pimienta entrusted the care of these children to her, assuming she would be too preoccupied to think about another man. Pimienta had another family, but in Stephenlandia, this double life would eventually be discovered.
But
What happened to Sinsa after the departure of Pimienta? Let's remember that Sinsa was one of the wealthiest individuals in the region, and his fortune vanished almost overnight.
Sinsa's stepmother's proposal to open a brothel wasn't enough for her; while it would allow her to continue, it wouldn't make her rich.
A week later, his brother, Abdulah, and his girlfriend, Lida, secretly became wealthy, which caused uncontrollable jealousy. As a result, these two close friends found themselves on the verge of a rift in their relationship.
Sinsa developed an intense ambition and an excessive desire for wealth, which ultimately led to a state of apathy, to the point where he no longer wanted to get out of bed.
Her stepmother had noticed a growing distance between her and her schoolmates, she avoided her friends, and even the teachers spoke to her stepmother to find out what was going on. However, this woman couldn't say anything about her relationship with Pimienta, as she had gone from being a hero to a villain after the national betrayal.
The stepmother had a special fondness for Sinsa, bringing her the delicious water-based soup that she loved so much. However, Sinsa harbored a resentment towards the man she loved, her step-father, Pimienta. Who could have imagined that he was Garfia's real father? She had endured so much, and could have been the mother of Lida, whom she envied for her wealth, but not Garfia. So many humiliations, so many difficulties she faced with that difficult child, and so much more in those times.
His problem was envy, but ambition outweighed it. Unable to possess anything…
- What do you need this for?
"My love, please eat. You're getting too thin, and you won't be able to fit into your clothes."
Sinsa still had those extravagant dresses, and she thought, "Why do I need them if I'm poor? I should cheer myself up; I'm sure Lida looks better than I do now."
-I want my old life back, I want my dad back!!
-My love, he's gone now, but we're a family.
- Yes, but Abdulah…
- Abdulah became a capitalist. Do you think money is everything?
"He's rich, and Lida, that awful woman, looks better now than she did when we were wealthy, and you bought her that dress."
- Please, come. You're going to get sick. Look…
Remove the vegetation and you see the land as it is, bare.
-Now, it's me who has nothing.
- If you have them, open your closet…
-I won't start wearing new clothes until I'm wealthy again.
"What are you saying, my love?"
-Do you think that's far-fetched?
-You could make money every night with me on the corner.
-I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm not your type.
- I enjoy it... you have no idea of what you're missing. Plus, you're young and beautiful, and with a bit of luck, you could make a lot of money.
- No, I know exactly what you're talking about. During Lida's sleepover, I went completely bare and the guys were lined up...
- That's different, it was a party. Parties are for having fun.
-But for me, money is enjoyable.
-My love, I'm grateful. We all experience poverty here, but we still manage to have joyful celebrations…
Shut up!!
-But think about it, you might find a way to brighten your day and potentially earn some money.
-I hate being poor!!
She then got up, grabbed a sheet, spread it out, and took everything out of her closet – clothes, dresses, shoes, everything – and packed it all into the sheet. She then stepped out onto the street, completely naked.
-What are you going to do, dear?
- more money than you've ever earned as a prostitute.
Her stepmother, along with any other woman from Pakistan, felt proud to be a prostitute; a feeling contrary to the prevailing norms in the world.
He came home in the late afternoon and, around ten o'clock, rushed into the house, clutching a bag. His stepmother, who had heard him shouting from outside, immediately opened the door, and the beautiful, unclothed young woman rushed inside and hid behind her. A group of elderly men then appeared running.
-What happened? Why are they still following me?
- I don't know, after selling off my personal belongings, they suddenly came into the light. Apparently, happiness should be shared.
-My love, it's just about sex. Let them join in, and it will lift your spirits.
-I'm not going to sleep with just anyone.
- Those were just rumors, remember when you said you'd made a pact with Lida to arrive at the wedding virgin? Which wedding? Where did you hear that?
-Close!!
Sinsa opens the paper bag and pulls out copper coins and a dollar bill.
-My little Sinsa, a dollar?
-A dollar doesn't make me rich.
-I know, my love, but... what will you do with that money?
-I will keep it safe until I have enough to go to Stephenlandia.
-Our enemy, the usurper.
-They are wealthy. I hate being poor!!
-I don't know you, my dear.
"Get out of my sight, you wretched poor person... I'm leaving."
-Please don't speak to me like that...
The next morning, a knock came at the door. It was Lida. The woman looks through the window and opens it.
-Hello, ma'am, what are those older people doing out there?
-Are they still there?
-One of them inserted themselves into my mouth.
-You look really beautiful.
- I know, and besides, your son has made my life here feel like a dream.
- I don't like that. You know that…
-Excuse me, ma'am, when did you protest?
-I didn't do it because I was a soldier, a patriot…
-A traitor!
"Shut up! I know. Don't let them hear. As you can see, I've maintained my loyalty as you requested."
- It's fine, I already know that story. Besides, it was a different time.
- That's right. But... what brings you here?
- I'm going to bring Sinsa some underwear that she gave me when she came over for a sleepover.
-I'll take care of that.
- I would have given them to him, as I no longer needed them. Abdulah bought me a set of three satin scarves with cotton trim…
-I imagine.
-Where is Sinsa?
-He's still sleeping. I'll hand them over myself.
-Ma'am, I don't want to cause alarm, but…
Then, Lida lifts the woman's skirt and discovers that she is not wearing anything underneath the chemise.
- What's your issue? Do you think I wore those underwear?
Lida noticed that her sister's hips were wide and her thighs were round.
-They have good springs and could be stretched…
- They are from Sinsa, and I would never steal them.
- Show me your own.
-Last night, when Sinsa came over, I went to work for a few hours and met a foreigner. He was with two friends, and I don't understand how I wasn't thrown off his motorcycle. His friend took off my underwear and penetrated me, and the other friend penetrated me in the front. This attractive young man was driving the motorcycle.
-Were you riding with all those people on a motorcycle?
- That's why I wonder, how did I get here?
-I don't really believe it, but proceed anyway.
-And so, we arrived at the river...
-That river?
Then, Lida shows her a channel filled with foul-smelling water.
- Okay, yes, but please don't interrupt me so much.
-but that's a bathroom drain and of…
-We arrived there, and I didn't say that we swam or drank so much water that we were vomiting.
-Excuse me, ma'am, is that where you make your famous water soup?
-Come on over here!!
-Ma'am, why do you insist on not wearing underwear?
- It's all about observation. American capitalists enjoy the smell of used underwear.
- It was unpleasant. And who was that pig?
-the young man who was riding the motorcycle.
- I don't understand.
- I don't understand you. You're just being rude and closed-minded. Money has turned you into a terrible person.
-Ma'am, I respect him. I'm a real tough guy!
-But you don't seem to.
"He would have said, 'If you were assaulted by two of those Gringos on the motorcycle, how did it happen?'"
-When we reached that corner, where the river flowed, it was his turn.
- Did you pay him?
In reality, he didn't pay. The American had come on his motorcycle, and neither of those men were his friends. He was Garfia's uncle, who was scouting the area to recover both his and Garfia's possessions. Sinsa's stepmother then pulled out the bag of money from the sugar bowl, showing it to Lida.
-Of course, he paid me. He gave me this dollar and those coins as payment.
A lid and four brown buttons, and a dollar.
-Coins? Haha!
-What are you laughing at, you idiot?
- These are buttons. Look at them!
-Well, I've had enough of you, you spoiled little girl...
-Why are you upset?
-Because you're wasting my time and not delivering those underwear.
- They are from Sinsa.
-I bought them from that ungrateful woman. And she's going to display them at a party for young girls…
- For your information, we had a very intimate relationship.
-Yes, she spoke the truth. Don't make me laugh.
- It's up to you whether or not you believe me.
-She assures me of the same and doesn't want to spend time with me in the evenings.
-That's a good thing.
- She's not doing well, which is why she's so withdrawn. She's experiencing depression, and now she doesn't want to wear clothes; she sold everything.
-Excuse me, ma'am, may I ask you a question without upsetting you?
-You made me angry. I've tried to make you go away, but you keep coming back.
Lida couldn't look directly at her; she was the one feeling uncomfortable. Twenty seconds passed in silence, punctuated by the damp, decaying smell of the walls and the heavy scent of the river. A brief gust of wind lifted Lida's small, modern skirt, revealing the shimmering, black satin with cotton lace, as she touched the sturdy, varicose legs of Sinsa's stepmother...
-Ma'am, why are you lying?
- What?
-Ma'am, about that money you showed me...
-Hey!
"That money belongs to Sinsa, not me! You're lying!"
Sinsa woke up and, upon arriving at the location, she saw her stepmother holding the money. Immediately, she snatched the money from her, as the woman was about to say something.
-It's mine. I…
But go ahead and take it from her daughter.
"Quiet, both of you."
-Hi friend, I've missed you this week...
-What did you not hear from my mother?
- Amiga, I don't need them anymore.
Then, Lida hands over the trousers, and the stepmother snatches them away. However, Sinsa, very angry, shouts at her, pushing her out onto the street.
- Go for it!
-But, friend, what are you doing naked? Now it's your turn to be the poor girl...
He cut her off mid-sentence and slammed the door in her face. Although Lida continued to laugh and criticize, Sinsa's shouts at his stepmother were louder.
-It's my money! Not yours!
- Love, please forgive me. I had to…
-My money!!
-My love, please don't be angry... I just...
-What did you gain by showing her? I told you I didn't want to see her.
- That's fine, I understand.
-No!!! That's not right, and you're not understanding.
-Don't act like that.
-I can do it however I want!
Sinsa had a very strong personality and was easily irritated by small things. The only thing that seemed to bring her peace was a hug from Pimienta. However, her absence only increased her anger.
-My dear, no…
The stepmother collapses to the ground and cries uncontrollably.
-Damn it! I hate being poor.
So, Sinsa took the sugar bowl, and when he went to put his money back in it, he thought, "I'll put it somewhere else, just in case this cursed old thing finds it." When he went to smash the sugar bowl, his stepmother stopped him from doing so.
- Please don't damage them; they are few, but they cost a lot of money.
So, Sinsa took those white underwear with heart-shaped cutouts and put them on. She covered up her breasts and left, and Abdul was waiting outside for Lida to get ready to leave. Then, her brother appeared.
-Why are you treating my wife so differently?
-Hello!
Sinsa didn't dislike him, but she did dislike his friend for the double standard they displayed.
- I heard your shouts at your mother from here.
-Hermanastro, I miss you!
Abdulah was crying, and as he lifted his face, tears streamed down his cheeks. Sinsa was crying, and Lida approached with a big smile. Lida then placed her hand on Abdulah's shoulder, encouraging him to laugh at his sister. Abdulah, with a forceful shout, instructed Lida.
-Get in the car and don't get out!!
Lida didn't understand that attitude, but she stopped smiling and sat back in the car. Sinsa removed her hands from her breasts and finally hugged her. Overcome with sympathy, she listened to her sobbing.
-What happened to Abdullah? What happened to him? I miss my father.
No one knew the news that Commander Pimienta had died. However, the deep affection and fondness that Sinsa felt for Pimienta went beyond anything imaginable.
-Here I am, sister. I will always be here for you and Mom. Do you need money? I have plenty.
- I love you, the one who last week let me sleep in his bed and comforted me.
-But I don't understand you two. I told you I was going to collect the old man's money and I would return, and now that I have your accounts and…
- That money belongs to Garfia. The commander's salary was that of a soldier.
-Do you still treat him with respect?
-I want to return.
- We can't go back in time, but we can accept the present. Let me help.
Lida opens the car window and shouts at Sinsa.
- There's plenty to go around, and enough for everyone.
Abdulah shouts again.
"Shut up! Don't be gossipy!"
Sinsa sighed, and once again covered her breasts, watching the older men who were following them. She thought to herself, "Abdulah is right, maybe this love would be better with money... after all these years, that money doesn't belong to him either. And what I truly love is the past, and time has already buried it." Sinsa kissed her brother on the cheek, and he handed over some money.
-Wait!
Sinsa discovers that the dollar bill she was trying to hide is identical to her brother's, and she becomes furious.
-Damn, old thing! Where's my dollar?
Abdulah took that bill and, with a laugh, said:
-Calm down... I'll give you a hundred of these.
- I sold all my clothes and belongings, and when I woke up, that old woman had taken my father's money and left me with nothing.
As she looked at the coins, she noticed they were buttons. "Sinsa, calm down... take a deep breath!" Sinsa clenched her fists and closed her eyes, taking a deep breath to try and regain her composure. "Damn it!!! No, calm down..." although she was hearing Abdulah, she wasn't paying attention.
Lida laughs and, unable to contain herself, says:
-When your mom was faking that money. I noticed the buttons and…
Abdulah shouted.
-Shut up!
Then, Sinsa breaks through the barrier created by her envy.
-Did you see her take this out of the sugar bowl?
- I was saying that a foreigner paid him.
Sinsa was still upset, and this caused a slight decrease in her energy. Her brother noticed her paleness.
-Are you okay, dear?
-I'm going to rest, and you can have the money. I'll think about all of us being rich.
-Mom, I don't agree with being a capitalist, especially since you're coming to live with us.
Sinsa goes to Lida and things get worse. She starts to feel nauseous. Lida starts to laugh again.
- With us, you'll be able to wear my Olán dresses with embroidery of…
Abdulah doesn't speak, he just stares at her. Sinsa tries to vomit, but can't. Finally, she feels something and spits out blood. She hadn't eaten anything in a week. Her stepsister tries to approach her, but she pushes her away, saying "Stop!"
-Can you walk?
Sinsa lifts her head and straightens up, pretending to be fine, although her insides are telling a different story.
- Of course.
-but…
-See you tomorrow, we'll meet at school.
-That's my girl!!
Abdulah felt a strong sense of optimism about Sinsa, despite the fact that everyone was concerned about his depression.
In the afternoon, his stepmother approached the bed with another bowl of water.
-My dear, my love... why did you refuse Abdulah's help?
-You said it's better to be poor than to be disgraced.
-That's true, but we can be rich in secret.
-I've been meditating here, lying down, for the entire day.
-Tell me, what profound thought crossed your mind?
- If the dollar I earned yesterday was genuine, with an additional two dollars, I would have enough to buy a train ticket to Stephenlandia.
-Even with that idea?
- I'm not going to stay there. I'm just going there... and, well, there are brothels there where I could make a lot of money...
- But isn't what Abdulah offers simpler?
-but you were the one who said no.
-It's uncomfortable to admit, but perhaps we would spend that money discreetly.
-I don't want to be secretly rich; eventually, our scheme will be discovered.
-Exactly, I feel the same way. It was different with Pimienta.
-What did my stepfather see?
- That idiot from "ese" locked me up for months, and I almost died from rat bites.
-But what did it see?
- How could I not suspect? These jealous feelings, stemming from the idea that no one truly belongs to anyone, and that women are for the public good.
-but…
-I saw her at a parade. She grabbed me by the hair while the truck was moving, kissed me, and threw me from above. I remember falling backwards into the street.
-Why did you do that? It's not like that.
-Yes, absolutely.
So, the old woman removes her nightgown and begins to masturbate. "It makes me feel so good to remember," Sinsa laughs, not understanding.
-Do you enjoy abuse?
It seemed romantic, so I followed him as best I could, despite my injury and head trauma. We arrived at the government building around three o'clock. He remained seated on the stage while the mayor presented the awards. I tried to draw attention by waving my arms, but he didn't seem to notice. After about an hour, I began to bleed profusely from my head wound, and eventually lost consciousness. When I woke up in the hospital, the first thing I heard was "remove the body." The forensic examiner was about to close the bag containing the deceased. I opened my eyes and heard a scream, and then I collapsed. Then, he approached me, holding a gun, presumably to shoot me.
- Should I shoot?
-What should be done if an animal is injured?
- I don't know, but I wouldn't shoot at them.
- When I was a child, I had a dog that belonged to my father...
-I understand, but you wouldn't shoot someone who is injured.
"That's what the forensic assistant said,"
- I imagine you requested isolation to recover.
"The first thing I did was throw myself into his arms. I kissed him passionately, and he quickly unbuttoned his pants. Taking advantage of the fact that I was naked, he penetrated me for a full hour before coming to my mouth. It was so intense, that just thinking about it brings back the feeling..."
The old woman is experiencing a moment of intense pleasure. Finally, she's having the Carmelite water soup.
"Here's your soup, ma'am. When will you share the recipe with me?"
However, the old woman was trembling with excitement. Sinsa then went to the kitchen and served himself more soup, leaving a small amount of mud behind. But before returning with his stepmother, he saw the sugar bowl, the pots, and behind them, a chair, the mat where his stepmother slept, and her bed.
"Of course, I'll be holding a garage sale."
Sinsa had a solid foundation for her economic system, and although she was labeled a capitalist, she was determined to regain her wealth.
In Sinsa, we see a woman driven by a relentless desire for power and wealth. She rejects her family and establishes a new life centered solely on her ambition. She has nothing to lose, as she already perceives herself as having absolutely nothing. Consequently, she breaks off her relationship with her former sweetheart, who cannot provide the financial means to satisfy her extravagant desires. She then deceives her wealthy "mentor" with her best friend, a multi-millionaire, and subsequently steals his fortune, leaving him abandoned. Finally, she proclaims, "To be or not to be, that is the question," believing she has achieved her goal, only to find herself consumed by an immense emptiness. She lacks the love of Arturo de la Barrera, her family eventually turns against her, and she is left with nothing but her vast wealth.She believed she had nothing when she was poor, but in reality, she had everything. And she couldn't see it. This feeling of emptiness grew to the point where she regretted everything she had done, and how she had ruined her own life.
After gaining wealth in Stephenlandia, Sinsa purchased a large mansion in his native country, Mierdanistan, where he was known for spending his time with Lida and a large group of male athletes and students from various schools. Using his newfound wealth, he secured a public office and became the mayor of Juanolia, later a member of parliament, and was subsequently investigated by Stephenlandia for allegedly evading taxes.
At one point, she was confronted by a group of men who stared at her intently. She managed to escape the night and the cold, futilely covering herself with a napkin. However, Lida, her best friend, who could manipulate time and space, had kissed some extraterrestrial spies posing as tax collectors and working as international spies, negotiating with the cruel and bloodthirsty Garfia, who considered returning to being the worst nightmare manifested. Since school, they had been rivals. Garfia also enjoyed a state-sanctioned nudity, which contributed to her simple and minimalist lifestyle, attracting a large number of young people and other curious individuals. However, the extraterrestrials were seeking to finalize an agreement through a bloody pact, and who better than Garfia to take control of Sinsa.
Sinsa realizes she's being pursued, and as she runs through the meadow, she trips and injures her rear. She grabs the napkins she used to cover her chest, wipes the blood from her wounds, and throws them to the ground as she continues to flee. Lida finally catches up and strikes Sinsa with a metal rod. Sinsa only loses more blood and then loses consciousness. Days later, she opens her eyes in what appears to be a spaceship. She's not alone; Abdulah and Lida are also there, along with Sinsa's stepmother. They are all chained to the wall, and despite being surrounded by the young and attractive population of Mierdanistan, the aliens have also captured the traitor, Garfia. She is also part of the loot.
At the space brothel, Sinsa befriends another prostitute from a similarly enslaved planet. Their friendship grew over several days until Sinsa and Rochi were forced to compete to the death. Garfia, later regretting her actions, helped Sinsa cope with the death of Rochi. However, Sinsa had inherited the ability to become invisible. After a week, Sinsa slipped out of the brothel and sought out Abdulah at a sperm bank. Upon disconnecting him, she died in his arms, but before expiring, she revealed that on Earth, she had buried a large sum of worthless currency in the school garden. And that to escape, she should use the Stellar Comm and transmit a code to access Stephenlandia's satellites. Abdulah had overheard the location of the extraterrestrial nurses who collected the product during their free time.
When the "Americana" received the message, it was accompanied by a contingent of allied extraterrestrial daredevils and its Haunebu, an unidentified flying object used for secret intergalactic missions.
Those allies took several of these naked women as wives and also as payment. Americana la Capitana intervened to prevent the leading figure, Venustiano, from taking Sinsa, as she wanted to speak with this brave woman.
-Thank you for saving us; now I want to be with this extraterrestrial soldier.
The creature melted into the uniforms, though it had a multitude of phallic tentacles, which, surprisingly, seemed to attract it more.
-Are you Sinsa? Look, I just wanted to have a quick chat with you.
-But we can wait, this soldier is leaving.
And so, Sinsa was forced to leave with Garfia because she was considered more attractive. Frustrated, Sinsa attacked Garfia and apprehended the extraterrestrial with the tentacle. Captain America intervened to stop the fight.
"Hey, I know where to find similar places. Now, let's talk about your taxes in Stephenlandia. When do you plan to pay them? Are you a capitalist when it suits you?"
"Thanks, and goodbye. I can't afford to pay. Look at me... I'm just as exposed as everyone else here. The only one wearing clothes is you."
- I only wear bikinis, and for many people, I appear to be naked.
-At least you have to dress up. I'm just going to leave this mansion to you.
-Can I really keep it?
- My brother, Abdulah, has passed away...
- You're so raw, you just sleep. They've been milking you dry, and now you're exhausted and depleted.
Sinsa realizes that it's true and feels relieved.
-Hermanastro!!
And then, he wakes up, smiling.
- You saved Myanmar.
Americana la Capitana ordered the American flag to be displayed at the space station, and upon returning to Mierdanistan, she also had the flag placed at Sinsa's mansion.
In the news report, viewers saw the return of a population that had been abducted by aliens, and the subsequent execution of this subversive alien group.
Sinsa obtained a larger paper napkin to cover her breasts, in an attempt to avoid drawing attention while walking through the streets. She spent most of the day hidden behind the walls of the town hall, school, or a park. She also used the sewage canal to conceal her nudity. Her stepmother, who only wore white underwear with heart patterns, would tell her as dusk approached.
- I met a mouse, and I invited him to dinner.
-I prefer fruits and flowers.
-Where are the fruits?
However, poor Sinsa was barely coherent; a lack of food had atrophied his brain, and he believed that the waste from the canal was a beautiful thing he had once eaten. But when he saw his stepmother wearing those tight-fitting shorts, he remembered that they had once been hers. He then decided to follow his stepmother and play a tune for her again. When he reached a corner, there was a fire, and he took refuge from the intense cold of Mierdanistan, and he saw a figure approaching him. It was Garfia, accompanied by two police officers.
"Here you are, ma'am. And officers, please apprehend Sinsa for indecent exposure. Sinsa protested when she saw that Garfia was not only unclothed, but also barefoot and with her hair loose."
-Go ahead and tell her too.
-Miss Garfia is immune to nudity.
However, the officer who apprehended Sinsa became contaminated and, upon smelling it…
- This unfortunate woman is in a terrible situation.
-What a mess!
Garfia takes two steps back.
- It's dragging, and it needs to be fixed in…
However, there was no water nearby, although there was some in the canal.
-What should we do, Miss Garfia?
- Watch the canal. And wait for it to flood.
-Miss Garfia, is this a joke?
However, when Sinsa heard this, he thought it was a good idea to die.
-Listen, police. I'm going to throw myself into the canal, but I need something heavy to drown with.
- It's just a minor arrest, nothing major. But…
Another police officer says:
-But once it's covered in dirt, it's covered anyway. So it's not naked.
- Yes, you're right. My apologies for the confusion.
However, her main rival, Garfia, is furious. The police are leaving, and Sinsa is laughing. Garfia searches for a way to harm her, but she only sees a large piece of wood. She grabs it and prepares to stab Sinsa, aiming for her heart. But on her first attempt, Sinsa doesn't move. She tries again, and Sinsa remains still, as if waiting for death.
-Do you want to die?
- No, I can't stand this poverty. I hate being poor!!
- I hate you!
He tried again to kill her, but failed. He looked at her, and his anger turned into cowardice… Abdulah arrived with Lida and took away that large piece of wood.
-Are you crazy? If you do that, you'll be killing the woman who freed us all.
-Garfia, you two have always been rivals since school, don't you think it's time to forgive each other?
- That's it...
However, Sinsa suddenly grabs the splinter and tries to push it into her neck, but the splinter breaks.
- You, let go of that. Do you really want to die?
Seeing her fall and cry, Sinsa sinks to her knees. Garfia watches her with a thoughtful expression and thinks, "She's an idiot, but she doesn't deserve to die. And we shouldn't continue as enemies. Plus, if they discover that I was the one who instigated the alien abduction, I'll be in trouble and forced to wear ridiculous clothes." Lida takes Garfia's arm and pulls her a few steps away, whispering in her ear.
-You reported the incident to the Stephenlandia tax and revenue department. You also hid the clothes when you kissed your uncle, and after the news spread, he had no choice but to run naked across the field. And when they were distributing underwear for the naked people, you, who have always been naked, took their underwear and threw them away.
- What do you mean?
- If you don't convince my friend, I will also tell her that you manipulated me to deceive her and that I was kidnapped by those disgusting beings.
-I didn't find them repulsive; they were wealthy.
-That's true. But if they find out you've been involved with all sorts of shady characters…
I wasn't waiting for it to finish; I was already hugging Sinsa and trying to ignore the smell and the unpleasantness.
-Amiga, I'm sorry!
Y Garfia genuinely cried, especially when releasing her and seeing her covered in filth. Sinsa was left confused, and as she felt Garfia's body heat…
-Of course, I forgive you.
Although new, Garfia was pleased. He thought, "We've endured this long-standing feud, so let's do this... I'll invite her to bathe with us, I'll help her rub my back and vice versa, perhaps I'll let her stay with me..." However, Abdulah notices the smell and calls Lida.
-Darling, let's go, this smells bad.
They don't ask for anything in return.
A week later, the power was restored, and after almost three years without school, all the students returned to their studies. The geometry teacher notices two young girls, both unclothed, in his class.
- ... the uniform?
- We have acquired immunity through natural exposure.
-Hey! And where do you get those licenses?
- It's simple: you go to the town hall and make a donation. Then, some delegates go to your house, take all your clothes and valuables, and in exchange, you receive a "nudist immunity." You live a minimalist lifestyle...
-And the food?
-There are minimalist donation centers, and some even offer repeat visits. The rooms include padded flooring and have all the necessary amenities.
- So, do they live like that?
- Furthermore, it is also wealthy.
- And men?
-Everyone.
- y...
- We resolved that by socializing. As the "mierdanistanis" say, happiness should be shared.
To be continued….
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