Signoff

I will miss the excited conversations we had about you, when you implemented new programs on Fridays. Poor Jerry won’t know how to work now, not cleaning spontaneous viruses off your laptop. Thank you for eventually signing off on the group health care coverage! We will never forget you, no matter what the therapist says. I would say goodbye, but I know we’ll see you next week for Free Donut Wednesday. And remember, it now starts an hour later, because of Daylight Savings Time. You don’t need “leftover” bags now, amirite?