Relationship Advice
Text Messaging Drabble
Greg, I need your advice.
Sure, Annie, what’s up?
I like someone you know.
Oh, great, did you tell him?
Not yet, still thinking how.
Just tell it like it is, don’t be a tool.
I liked you from the day we’ve met, do you think we can try a relationship?
This is f*cking great, just text it like that.
I just did.
Great! What did he say?
This is f*cking great, just text it like that.
What a f*ckwit! Are you sure you really like him?
...
Now I’m not.
...
Just messing with you. Sure, let’s try a 'ship.
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Author's note: I wish I knew how to put this conversation into a text exchange format like people do with graphics. Obviously, ChatGPT was not of great help with this, but I hope your imagination can take you there.
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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