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Puzzlmentationismitis

The incredible ideas and meanings behind the words of this particular challenge....unbelievable incrediblement.

By Novel AllenPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Puzzlmentationismitis
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Being asked to invent words was not completely and fully thought out by the Voogling peoples of Voocal. Having no idea what they were then unleashing upon themselves, they set us to work concocting fake words.

We all sat at our computers and somehow set our misplaced minds to work. I imagined some of the most ridiculous kind-of-word-ish words. If I really took the time to write them all down, people's hair would either fall out or become completely gray with age and time, as yet I still would be voogling away at faking words.

Like totally OMG, LOL, what in the name of Jezu, and huh...what the heck does that even mean. What were we even thinking, when we thought up this circumventing, circumnavigating, seriously turning the word upside-down and helter-skelter to see if I can actually decipher what we all are trying to say.

Again, what in tarnation was Voocal thinking, when they asked us to have so much fun faking stuff.

REALPOETOLITICAL - for REALPOETIC, our lovely RP story writer

GRZYCOMB - For my friend Grz Colm

PAULITICAL - Yes Paul, that is you

MOTHERCOMBOVER - sORRY mOTHER cOOMBS

PASTORANDYCANDY - He-he, got you Randy

MIKETHETYKEONAMOTORBYKE - Hi Mike

KATHMANZOOAMENDA - Catherine my dear

HANNAMOORISH - So FUNNY HM

NAVEEDORAMA - oopsy

SIDSATISFIED - Hi Sid

LAMAWIGGLES- Lamar Wiggins

CELIAWONDERLAND- Celia in Underland

CAROJANED - Carol Jane

KENDALTHEFOE - K Defoe

RICKYKRISSY - Rick C

DONAFOX - Self explained

Sorry, I have run out of space

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Novel Allen

Existing in mist and shadow. Neutrally Abstract.

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    Written by Novel Allen