Putin Traveling to Kyiv
A hit-and-run political joke Drabble
Putin was riding to Kyiv incognito when suddenly his driver hit and killed a pig near a farmhouse.
Putin told the driver to go into the farmhouse and apologize to the owners. Several hours later, his driver staggers back out, disheveled and happy, holding a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, and a cigar in the other.
"What happened?" asked Putin.
"Well, the farmer gave me Horilka, his wife gave me cigars and their 21-year-old daughter made passionate love to me.
"Really? What did you tell them?"
"The truth: I'm Putin’s driver, and I just killed the pig."
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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